Speaking of curbstomping...

[GLOCKMAN23C]

This has "GoFundMe" written ALL over it!

For Rhino's bail/hospital bill or to encourage more curbstomping?

 

[indiucky]

I worry that you have developed a Macolm McDowell fixation, Indy.

More like a Stanley Kubrick fixation....

 

[HoughMade]

I wonder what kind of music goes with a curbstomping??? Singing in the rain worked okay for the guys in A Clockwork Orange.....

I know what happened in "A Clockwork Orange" when Alex was singing "Singing in the Rain"...and if Frank was talking about that....curb stomping means something more than I thought it did....and I can understand the extra paperwork.

 

[Alpo]

Kubrick I can understand. Codpieces...not so much.

I thought you might enjoy this:

[video=youtube_share;2gtPhs84Jdg]http://youtu.be/2gtPhs84Jdg[/video]

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Every time I go through Indy (maybe once a year), I always speed in the hopes I would get curb stomped... I may just go the other route and avoid Indy now.

In all seriousness, that sounds sucky... it would make me want to just sit in my car and monitor the situation.

Sorry you weren't able to experience it. And being able to sit back while everyone else does the work is one of the good things about being asupervisor.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

There is simply no justice in this world. I'm sure many people deserve a curbstomping even though its technically not warranted.

Yessssss

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

For the supervisor report write, "see incident report, end of report".

Well we can cut and paste...

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

It's the new kinder gentler IMPD policies at work. You guys are going to stop crime by being social workers with a gun. Gotta hug the thug and help them find a job so they can leave their life of crime behind. Oh and make sure you smile while that thug is cussing you out and threatening you and others...remember he's just crying out for help. <- you can decide if it should be purple..or am I being serious?

Reality is some of the super special idiots need a curb stomping or a good old fashioned attitude adjustment in the form of a whoop knot from a mag light (that was used in a defensive blocking manner of course)

Lol

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Couldn't it just be part of the curbstomping that the victim has to fill out the paperwork beforehand? It would add to the tension.

That would be awesome.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

I’m SURE someone on the interwebz offers report writing services? I’ll chip in for a monthly subscription just so your jackboot leather stays supple.

I appreciate that!

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Another public service gone by the wayside. I has a sad.

Me too.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

A buddy of mine just made Detective with y'all.

You should go that route.

Probably just as much paperwork, though.

I've always been a street cop and plan on being one until I retire. I'm good at being a dick, but don't want to be a detective.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Frank what brand boots did you use to use for curb stomping???

Danner Acadia

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

In order to facilitate further curbstompings with a minimum of paperwork muss and fuss... I suggest IMPD update to the 21st century and start using a simplified, takes under 30 seconds to fill out, easy to save and track Google form. I'll even volunteer to help put it together!

#BringBackTheCurbStompings

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

QUITTER!!!!

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Speaking as a native Westsider, I thought Marshillian beat down was being punch through a phone book? Maybe just Lynhurst?

Anywho, I, for one, am fortunate in that I bought Frank Broad Ripple cookies and this acted as insurance against curbstomping as I enjoy my teeth and have better things to do than be the uke in a curbstomp.

Will cease curbstomping for cookies!

 

[PGRChaplain]

Don't you Long for the Good-Old-Days of Nightsticks, Sap Gloves and Yawara Sticks?

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Can you still use harsh language?

No.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Solution: Curbstomp everyone, irrespective of infraction. Write one report, leaving name and address vacant. Kinko's will make you a special deal if you agree not to curbstomp their employees while visiting.

Works for me!

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Can't you just keep a standard template curb-stomping report in your word processor. Then you could just copy and paste, maybe have a couple of standard comments to select and you'd be done.

I think I could save one on my laptop. I haven't seen a word processor since my college days.