Every single DC cop is on the scene. QUICK! Nobody is guarding the memorials, go see Lincoln!
Wait... Nevermind. They left one guy to make sure no one gets to see Lincoln.
what?
Every single DC cop is on the scene. QUICK! Nobody is guarding the memorials, go see Lincoln!
Wait... Nevermind. They left one guy to make sure no one gets to see Lincoln.
No officers were shot.
No indication of shots fired, at all. (Police chief reporting)
Sounding more and more like a brand new story, rather than what it was initially reported to be.
For all we know: Woman has stroke, hits a stanchion. Police shoot her, just in case.
Media: "SHE SPED THROUGH GTA-STYLE, CRASHED INTO OBAMA'S LIVING ROOM, SHOT HER AR-15... before MICHELLE TOOK HER ASS OUT."
One officer injured in car crash. THAT'S IT.
Hate our media so much. Print what sounds good as it's happening... Woman armed! Crashed gates! Shooting outside Capitol!
Nope.
Are you a mod now?
'bout time!