Air bags in modern vehicles are a great idea with the potential to save many lives. This afternoon, I conceived an idea that combines the safety-enhancement of the airbag with a more positive life experience.
To wit, an airbag that deploys in the shape of an exact 3-d replica of Jennifer Lopez' ass in a tight dress to cushion your face during the violent acceleration resulting from a collision.
For compact vehicles, the airbag will be similarly modeled after Shakira's hind quarters and will include a rapidly twitching, figure 8 motion to enhance effectiveness.
To wit, an airbag that deploys in the shape of an exact 3-d replica of Jennifer Lopez' ass in a tight dress to cushion your face during the violent acceleration resulting from a collision.
For compact vehicles, the airbag will be similarly modeled after Shakira's hind quarters and will include a rapidly twitching, figure 8 motion to enhance effectiveness.