Random Ponderings

[smokingman]

Why does Hawaii have interstates?

The states are mandated to care for and improve the interstate highway system as needed, with some oversight from the federal highway administration. However, they are largely paid for with federal funds. Those funds have local match requirements where the states have to contribute a share to get the federal money. Usually 80% federal and 20% state, but that varies a little depending on the work being performed.

If they called it a highway the state would actually have to pay for it. Call it an interstate and the federal government builds it(with our tax dollars). After that maintaining it is 80% federal and 20% state.Also...it connects our air base with our naval base.
I would wager the interstate in Hawaii is darn near paved with gold and well maintained.

 

[Mgderf]

The states are mandated to care for and improve the interstate highway system as needed, with some oversight from the federal highway administration. However, they are largely paid for with federal funds. Those funds have local match requirements where the states have to contribute a share to get the federal money. Usually 80% federal and 20% state, but that varies a little depending on the work being performed.

If they called it a highway the state would actually have to pay for it. Call it an interstate and the federal government builds it(with our tax dollars). After that maintaining it is 80% federal and 20% state.Also...it connects our air base with our naval base.
I would wager the interstate in Hawaii is darn near paved with gold and well maintained.

Now this is a well considered, thoroughly thought out, and articulate response.

Please remember, this is Ingo!

 

[jamil]

Should chili have beef in it? Or Chicken? Or Sausage? Or all of the above? Or…?

Chicken. In chili? Now that’s practically vegan! Hell naw.

 

[danielosborn1994]

Chicken. In chili? Now that’s practically vegan! Hell naw.

Hahah putting chicken in chili is like not even putting the beans in it But chili should have deer meat in It. Make it so much better

 

[Mgderf]

Hahah putting chicken in chili is like not even putting the beans in it But chili should have deer meat in It. Make it so much better

Mine does.

 

[sell33]

Chicken. In chili? Now that’s practically vegan! Hell naw.

Mother in law made chili tonight with chicken and beef….it wasn’t bad…but weird. Got me thinking about what should really be in it. I didn’t question her ‍

 

[Mij]

Why does Hawaii have interstates?

Well Federal money of course…..Duh

 

[danielosborn1994]

Mother in law made chili tonight with chicken and beef….it wasn’t bad…but weird. Got me thinking about what should really be in it. I didn’t question her ‍

Not saying its bad just not something i would ever think about putting in chili

 

[danielosborn1994]

Why does Hawaii have interstates?

I mean they only have three of them gotta make then feel important some how

 

[Mij]

A crowbar is one of the very few ways I have NOT caught a salmon as a youth. I must not have had one.

Slacker, how do you get the motor out of the sand when you are stuck? How do you get the anchor ratchet to turn when it is stuck pulling down stream?

 

[tv1217]

How does my poop always know when we're almost home?


Why aren't veterinarians called "Dogtors"?

 

[danielosborn1994]

How does my poop always know when we're almost home?


Why aren't veterinarians called "Dogtors"?

How can you poop so much but wipe so little and poop so little and wipe so much

 

[tv1217]

That's a good one. Sharpie butt only ever comes with the small poops.

 

[Mij]

The states are mandated to care for and improve the interstate highway system as needed, with some oversight from the federal highway administration. However, they are largely paid for with federal funds. Those funds have local match requirements where the states have to contribute a share to get the federal money. Usually 80% federal and 20% state, but that varies a little depending on the work being performed.

If they called it a highway the state would actually have to pay for it. Call it an interstate and the federal government builds it(with our tax dollars). After that maintaining it is 80% federal and 20% state.Also...it connects our air base with our naval base.
I would wager the interstate in Hawaii is darn near paved with gold and well maintained.

99.999% correct (IMO). And the interstate system is considered a national defense network designed to land aircraft on.

 

[gassprint1]

So if my gf tells me I'm a smartass or i know it all, then why can't i find waldo?
Or she asks me what's for dinner and i say "6". Now how can she be mad at me for my answers when she swears i know it all.??

Guess i can't be all that smart as she claims

 

[2tonic]

How does a blind man know when to quit wiping?

Drag.

 

[jamil]

How can you poop so much but wipe so little and poop so little and wipe so much

Well the latter just comes with age.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[Sigblitz]

Daughter in law bought over chicken chili a few weeks ago. It was a little spicy and really good. +1

 

[Timjoebillybob]

Catching a fish with a crowbar is also against the law in Indiana.

Most of this thread is funny, some a bit serious, this is just BS. It's also illegal to catch a fish in IN with a pickup truck, a train, the empire state building, etc. Do you know it's illegal in IN to catch a fish with a Corgi dog? Not withstanding the fact that Corgi dogs should be illegal in and of themselves.