So, there’s a man crawling through the desert.
THE END
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
Practice safe eating, always use condiments
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion
I can't believe I actually contributed to this...
Long ago, there was a Great White Hunter who roamed far and wide, going on safari after safari, hunting down and shooting for sport every manner of wildlife. His den was huge and was decorated fabulously, though some felt grotesquely, with the heads, skins, horns and in some cases whole bodies of the animals he succeeded in bringing down.
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The moral of the story? If the Foo sh--s, wear it.