Polls: Support for bombing fictional city and admitting fictional refugees!

[IndyDave1776]

It seems that we have a strong plurality of low-information Republicans who support bombing a fictional city and an even greater number of low-information Democrats who support admitting fictional refugees. I am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or alternately do both.

After Survey Found GOP Voters Support Bombing Fictional Aladdin City, This Polling Firm Turned the Tables Around | TheBlaze.com

 

[churchmouse]

It seems that we have a strong plurality of low-information Republicans who support bombing a fictional city and an even greater number of low-information Democrats who support admitting fictional refugees. I am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or alternately do both.

After Survey Found GOP Voters Support Bombing Fictional Aladdin City, This Polling Firm Turned the Tables Around | TheBlaze.com

The dumbing down of the electorate continues.

 

[Twangbanger]

And the irony is...the people from both surveys could probably be attending the same church...right here in Indianapolis.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

It seems that we have a strong plurality of low-information Republicans who support bombing a fictional city and an even greater number of low-information Democrats who support admitting fictional refugees. I am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or alternately do both.

After Survey Found GOP Voters Support Bombing Fictional Aladdin City, This Polling Firm Turned the Tables Around | TheBlaze.com

A lesser known part of the poll showed that 58% of hipsters said that they'd go see a band that originated from the same fictional city.

 

[IndyDave1776]

A lesser known part of the poll showed that 58% of hipsters said that they'd go see a band that originated from the same fictional city.

It just stands in evidence that the root problem isn't the jackasses we have in office but rather the jackasses who vote for them.

 

[jbombelli]

I always support bombing fictional cities. Blowing **** up is my go-to resolution for every possible fictional situation.

In fact, we need to bomb the fictional refugees. Why wasn't that part of the poll?

 

[IndyDave1776]

I always support bombing fictional cities. Blowing **** up is my go-to resolution for every possible fictional situation.

In fact, we need to bomb the fictional refugees. Why wasn't that part of the poll?

Because that would be *mean* and there are lefties participating in the refugee poll!

 

[eatsnopaste]

I always support bombing fictional cities. Blowing **** up is my go-to resolution for every possible fictional situation.

In fact, we need to bomb the fictional refugees. Why wasn't that part of the poll?

BECAUSE FICTIONAL LIVES MATTER!

 

[miguel]

The children and grandchildren of the delusional believers in JFK's "Camelot"...

 

[OakRiver]

The dumbing down of the electorate continues.

Yup. And the saddest part is rather than realize this is embarrassing and showing the impact of low information voters each side is pointing the finger and laughing at the other.

 

[IndyDave1776]

BECAUSE FICTIONAL LIVES MATTER!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

What they need to ask them is if they'd support bringing in a bunch of refugees that were God fearin'-Christians, that were repulsed by government handouts, could recite the Constitution, taught their kids to shoot and love guns, home schooled their kids, longed to own their own Chevy Tahoes or Ford Expeditions, etc. and see how tolerant they really are.

 

[KG1]

What they need to ask them is if they'd support bringing in a bunch of refugees that were God fearin'-Christians, that were repulsed by government handouts, could recite the Constitution, taught their kids to shoot and love guns, home schooled their kids, longed to own their own Chevy Tahoes or Ford Expeditions, etc. and see how tolerant they really are.

 

[BugI02]

Perhaps our continued support for a fictional federal budget predisposes us toward other fictional endeavors

 

[Blackhawk2001]

I always support bombing fictional cities. Blowing **** up is my go-to resolution for every possible fictional situation.

In fact, we need to bomb the fictional refugees. Why wasn't that part of the poll?

Yeah, well after all, your name is "bomb"elli

 

[DarkLight]

Perhaps our continued support for a fictional federal budget predisposes us toward other fictional endeavors

Actually, there needs to be a +50

 

[Trigger Time]

Using tax dollars to give aid to these countries and refugees and to bring them here is actualy AGAINST the constitution!! Our president is a ****ing tyrant

 

[jbombelli]

Using tax dollars to give aid to these countries and refugees and to bring them here is actualy AGAINST the constitution!! Our president is a ****ing tyrant

Would that be the real Constitution, or the fictional Constitution?

 

[IndyDave1776]

Would that be the real Constitution, or the fictional Constitution?

Both. It would be against the real Constitution (© MDCCLXXXVII J. Madison et al.) and even more strongly prohibited by the fictional Constitution (© MMXV IndyDave1776 Enterprises Ltd.).

 

[BugI02]

Using tax dollars to give aid to these countries and refugees and to bring them here is actualy AGAINST the constitution!! Our president is a ****ing tyrant

Sic semper tyrannis