Perhaps the funniest site on the net

[T.Lex]

First, damnyouautocorrect.com is funny.

But, this is a link to their 15 top funniest autocorrects.

Warning - do not read this at work, unless your workplace is accustomed to employees laughing so hard they cry.

Damn You Auto Correct! » The Top 15 Most Popular DYAC Texts Of All Time

Just remember the warning.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

A few years back I got my first texting phone at work and was trying to send a group text to all employees so I typed "test" and it autocorrected to "testicles". The problem is I didn't notice it and it sent it out to the whole group. I had some 'splaining' to do....

 

[SEIndSAM]

That was too funny. You are correct DON"T READ THIS AT WORK!!!!

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

oh, those were good! thanks t.lex, you made my day.

on bob and tom a while back, a comedian had a bit about this subject, but the other way. accidentally sent his girl a text saying he wanted to eat her puppy.

 

[GBuck]

Well, we've all been there!

 

[dhnorris]

I have tears +1 for you.

 

[04DarkShadowGT]

That was too funny. You are correct DON"T READ THIS AT WORK!!!!

Better yet, get back to actual work

 

[Benny]

Holy ****, you weren't kidding about uncontrollable laughter and I'm only at #12.

 

[LEaSH]

See, that's stupid because nobody shakes their 'coke' before they open it unless they are an imbecile. Then text mom about it?

Don't believe everything you see or read.

 

[Benny]

Sorry, Mr. Killington.

 

[LEaSH]

No problem!

Off to the 'the community' thread I go. That guy is nutz and someone has to let him know immediately.

Unless he really does have a magic springwater well that he and his dog drink from.

 

[jblomenberg16]

Some of those were clearly made up for the site, but others were plausible. Eitherway, I lol'd on all of them.

 

[RockofStrength]

 

[jfed85]

thats a funny site and always good for some laughs and killing time.

For others try...

crazythingsparentstext.com

failbook.com

 

[JStang314]

my wife is wondering why i'm laughing so hard while sitting in the bathroom.....wifi is awesome

 

[K_W]

I almost had this happen to me...

I have voice recognition on my phone which is faster than typing, so I said what I wanted to send in a text to my wife...

She wrote: "My lunch is over, I'm going back to work."

I said... "Ok, (wife's name), I'll talk to you later. Love you, Goodbye."

It heard... "OK, (guy's name), I'll **** you later. Pee-yew. Goodbye."

I almost had some serious explaining to do on that one.