PART 3: I'm new an your 50-post rule sucks! Please change it for my convenience, and what is all this crap about pineapple on pizza.

[Cameramonkey]

Pineapple on pizza is not so much a joke as it is a statement of the de-evolution of the American society. I mean once you put pineapple on a pizza, what’s left of our country? It’s all down hill from there. Whats next mayonnaise on French fries? Ketchup on fried eggs? My god man, look what they’ve done to milk, soy milk? What kind of cow does that come from. We’re doomed I tell you. Doomed.

No doubt. In hindsight I suspect Poutine was actually an indicator of the future downfall of Canada. I mean, look at them. One day they are putting that crap on perfectly good fries, shortly* after they start arresting pastors and freezing truckers' bank accounts for speech, banning guns, etc.

*Shortly in relation to the age of the country

 

[Kdf101]

No doubt. In hindsight I suspect Poutine was actually an indicator of the future downfall of Canada. I mean, look at them. One day they are putting that crap on perfectly good fries, shortly after they start arresting pastors and freezing truckers' bank accounts for speech, banning guns, etc.

Even though I do not mind pineapple on pizza, now that you lay it our like that, it is a clear connection to societal decline.

 

[Brandon]

I am very thankful for soy milk. When our son was fresh to the world it was the only thing that didn't upset his system.

He is now able to drink regular milk

 

[Hawkeye]

No doubt. In hindsight I suspect Poutine was actually an indicator of the future downfall of Canada. I mean, look at them. One day they are putting that crap on perfectly good fries, shortly after they start arresting pastors and freezing truckers' bank accounts for speech, banning guns, etc.

That presumes that Canada was in a place ot have a downfall from...

 

[Lpherr]

Pineapple on pizza is not so much a joke as it is a statement of the de-evolution of the American society. I mean once you put pineapple on a pizza, what’s left of our country? It’s all down hill from there. Whats next mayonnaise on French fries? Ketchup on fried eggs? My god man, look what they’ve done to milk, soy milk? What kind of cow does that come from. We’re doomed I tell you. Doomed.

Just how hard do you have to squeeze a nut, to get milk?
I've never been able to get milk from my nuts.

 

[Lpherr]

I am very thankful for soy milk. When our son was fresh to the world it was the only thing that didn't upset his system.

He is now able to drink regular milk

Soy milk is partially responsible for our less than manly men.
It's loaded with estrogen compounds.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Even though I do not mind pineapple on pizza, now that you lay it our like that, it is a clear connection to societal decline.

Another case in point. England puts vinegar on fries. And they dont even call them by the right name!
Look what kind of mess England is in!

Clearly abusing french fries by normalizing anything but salt and ketchup leads to societal decay.

 

[Kdf101]

Now that you mention it, the British call fries chips and the Canadians call ham bacon….. the collapse started earlier than we knew.

 

[bobzilla]

Another case in point. England puts vinegar on fries. And they dont even call them by the right name!
Look what kind of mess England is in!

Clearly abusing french fries by normalizing anything but salt and ketchup leads to societal decay.

Dude, chili cheese fries are the shiznit. Fight me.

 

[2A_Tom]

I love fries with salt and ketchup, with a burger.

I love fries with brown gravy, with a steak.

I like fries with vinegar, with LJS.

I like fries with hot sauce, with Harold's Chicken.

 

[Mij]

I love fries with salt and ketchup, with a burger.

I love fries with brown gravy, with a steak.

I like fries with vinegar, with LJS.

I like fries with hot sauce, with Harold's Chicken.

You win the long list competition.

But nowhere do you say you like fries with pineapple on them, and I think that speaks volumes.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

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[Mij]

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I think as Americans we should choose our battles carefully. Today pineapple on pizza. Tomorrow we can fight eating pizza with a knife and fork. JMO. Never fight a battle on two fronts.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I think as Americans we should choose our battles carefully. Today pineapple on pizza. Tomorrow we can fight eating pizza with a knife and fork. JMO. Never fight a battle on two fronts.

To be fair, Pizza with a knife and fork is acceptable. But ONLY the first slice that comes out of the hot pan straight out of the oven so you can blow on it bite by bite to cool it down. Because waiting for that first slice to cool aint happening.

But never under any other circumstances.

 

[Mij]

To be fair, Pizza with a knife and fork is acceptable. But ONLY the first slice that comes out of the hot pan straight out of the oven so you can blow on it bite by bite to cool it down. Because waiting for that first slice to cool aint happening.

But never under any other circumstances.

You are typing to a guy that constantly burns the roof of his mouth on hot cheese and sauce. As I said JMO. And I’ll add a YMMV for good measure.

 

[Cameramonkey]

You are typing to a guy that constantly burns the roof of his mouth on hot cheese and sauce. As I said JMO. And I’ll add a YMMV for good measure.

Well, I dont burn my mouth on that first slice.... just sayin. LOL

 

[KARP]

I kinda like dipping my fries in tartar sauce when we're having fish.
Also in steak sauce when we can afford to eat steak.

 

[bobzilla]

I kinda like dipping my fries in tartar sauce when we're having fish.
Also in steak sauce when we can afford to eat steak.

Fries in a mayo and ketchup mixture. Or just Mayo.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I actually prefer what I call Angry Ketchup. Ketchup with a bit of red and green tabasco in it for some heat.

 

[BoltThrower]

It's incredible, "we want you to hang out for at least 50 posts so we can get to know you"

And then the getting to know you is just this one in-joke for over a decade. What a community.