PART 3: I'm new an your 50-post rule sucks! Please change it for my convenience, and what is all this crap about pineapple on pizza.

[TJ Kackowski]

Now if you slip hot dogs down the pineapple rings, it becomes a gourmet pizza.

Tread lightly here ... this is a family friendly forum.

 

[Lpherr]

Tread lightly here ... this is a family friendly forum.

Maybe you should pull your mind out of the gutter, and shake it off.

 

[bobzilla]

Maybe you should pull your mind out of the gutter, and shake it off.

Hose it off. Buff it softly. But make sure to relube it before putting it back in.

OK, that's all I got for today

 

[Lpherr]

Hose it off. Buff it softly. But make sure to relube it before putting it back in.

OK, that's all I got for today

 

[Kdf101]

I didn’t know this was a family friendly site. You learn something every day!

 

[2A_Tom]

Sometimes it is surprising.

 

[TJ Kackowski]

I didn’t know this was a family friendly site. You learn something every day!

yeah ... oddly enought, it's in the rules we're all supposed to have read.

 

[bobzilla]

 

[2A_Tom]

Some here (like me) can only read and writ on a third grad luffel.

 

[Expat]

as soon as I hit the 50 "quality" post part, I say **** that **** and stop reading, so it is untelling what else shows up in the rules.

 

[BigMoose]

A lawyer friend of mine once told me about pulling into his driveway on his brand new Harley. His wife came out and asked, "Who's is that?" "Mine, I just bought it", he replied. She then asked, "Don't you think we should have talked about this first"? "I did", he replied, "but then I thought, why have two arguments".

Random wisdom of the day.

We now return you to your usual pineapple musings.

 

[Kdf101]

A lawyer friend of mine once told me about pulling into his driveway on his brand new Harley. His wife came out and asked, "Who's is that?" "Mine, I just bought it", he replied. She then asked, "Don't you think we should have talked about this first"? "I did", he replied, "but then I thought, why have two arguments".

Random wisdom of the day.

We now return you to your usual pineapple musings.

I have used a similar line with my wife on a new gun purchase. Totally worth the week or so of frosty treatment. For me at least, that is only a two, maybe three time lifetime thing though. Still have the gun I used the first one on.

 

[2tonic]

Why, when it read this, did I think you said you still had the gun you used on the first one.

 

[Mij]

Why, when it read this, did I think you said you still had the gun you used on the first one.

Same here, had to read it 3 times.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Everyone is behaving?? Runners seem to come in bunches.

 

[Mij]

Everyone is behaving?? Runners seem to come in bunches.

Shouldn’t have mentioned it, now it’s gonna rain on ya.

 

[Expat]

Morning Kelly. I should set up a shill account just to bring some joy to your day.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Shouldn’t have mentioned it, now it’s gonna rain on ya.

It is raining! Oh you mean rain runners... never mind.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

It is raining! Oh you mean rain runners... never mind.

 

[Mij]

Morning Kelly. I should set up a shill account just to bring some joy to your day.

Gives me a thought can I run my new I pad as a separate account? One for each of my personalities. ?