PART 3: I'm new an your 50-post rule sucks! Please change it for my convenience, and what is all this crap about pineapple on pizza.

[Cameramonkey]

In other words, as we all know.... just because it identifies as pizza doesn't make it pizza. lol

Right so if it has non tomato based sauce, or tropical fruit on it, its not really pizza.

 

[loudgroove]

Right so if it has non tomato based sauce, or tropical fruit on it, its not really pizza.

Or I guess we can say it's a trans-pizza lmao.

 

[2tonic]

Sausage, pepperoni, and green olives.


Don't knock it til you've tried it.

 

[actaeon277]

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

No.

I WILL knock it.
I WILL NOT try it.

 

[Cameramonkey]

No.

I WILL knock it.
I WILL NOT try it.

Same.
You gotta like them by themselves before you eat them with something else. Olives are icky.

 

[d.kaufman]

Same.
You gotta like them by themselves before you eat them with something else. Olives are icky.

Green olives are good by themselves. Black olives are nasty. Neither belong on pizza

 

[2tonic]

No.

I WILL knock it.
I WILL NOT try it.

OK, Dr. Seuss.

 

[Kdf101]

I like a pizza with no tomato sauce, use garlic butter Instead, with pepperoni, sausage, and olives. Sometimes onions too.

 

[Kdf101]

Oh also no cheese

 

[Cameramonkey]

I like a pizza with no tomato sauce, use garlic butter Instead, with pepperoni, sausage, and olives. Sometimes onions too.

Oh also no cheese

Blasphemer!

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

I like a pizza with no tomato sauce, use garlic butter Instead, with pepperoni, sausage, and olives. Sometimes onions too.

Oh also no cheese

That's not a pizza, that's a sandwich

 

[rbhargan]

Black olives stuffed with cream cheese are an excellent appetizer. Like bacon, black olives improve almost everything they are added to.

 

[BigMoose]

I like a pizza with no tomato sauce, use garlic butter Instead, with pepperoni, sausage, and olives. Sometimes onions too.

Now that is actually a thing, its an old time thing served on as an appetizer. Its common in places in the US.

 

[2A_Tom]

Remove the top piece of bread for the perfect pizza.

 

[Kdf101]

I think that since we have firmly established, by near unanimous consensus, that pineapple is a perfectly suitable pizza topping, it is time to move on.
I would put forth to this esteemed forum that the thing that makes pizza pizza, is the crust. It is the only part of it that is specifically named ”pizza”. There is pie crust, bread crust, and PIZZA crust. All other toppings just go by names like pepperoni, sausage, olives, pineapple, etc. they don’t have the name “pizza” in their description. That distinction only goes to the crust, pizza crust.

I am sure we can all agree on this and move on to more important things, like why mayo should never be eaten by anybody. And cheese. And tomato.

 

[bashMOH]

I think that since we have firmly established, by near unanimous consensus, that pineapple is a perfectly suitable pizza topping, it is time to move on.
I would put forth to this esteemed forum that the thing that makes pizza pizza, is the crust. It is the only part of it that is specifically named ”pizza”. There is pie crust, bread crust, and PIZZA crust. All other toppings just go by names like pepperoni, sausage, olives, pineapple, etc. they don’t have the name “pizza” in their description. That distinction only goes to the crust, pizza crust.

I am sure we can all agree on this and move on to more important things, like why mayo should never be eaten by anybody. And cheese. And tomato.

I was with you until the end there.

 

[Lpherr]

I would put forth to this esteemed forum that the thing that makes pizza pizza, is the crust. It is the only part of it that is specifically named ”pizza”. There is pie crust, bread crust, and PIZZA crust. All other toppings just go by names like pepperoni, sausage, olives, pineapple, etc. they don’t have the name “pizza” in their description. That distinction only goes to the crust, pizza crust.

Pizza (English: /ˈpiːtsə/ PEET-sə, Italian: [ˈpittsa], Neapolitan: [ˈpittsə]) is a dish of Italian origin consisting of a usually round, flat base of leavened wheat-based dough topped with tomatoes, cheese, and often various other ingredients (such as various types of sausage, anchovies, mushrooms, onions, olives, vegetables, meat, ham, etc.), which is then baked at a high temperature, traditionally in a wood-fired oven.[1]



As you can see, pizza is a combination of ingredients, and not just the dough.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

You guys playing cards?

 

[Kdf101]

I was with you until the end there.

No issues, I’m used to being alone on issues. Pizza is usually not one of them though.

 

[Kdf101]

You guys playing cards?

No, but my grandma and wife often accused me and my grandpa of cheating a t euchre. And we were.