To All,
I was out in the country last night when an opportunity presented itself that I just couldn't pass by...
I found old man winter taking a stroll late at night back by the pond. He has been putting up a hell of a fight this year.
I decided to do something about it...
So, I snuck up on the ol' coot and whapped him upside the head with a shovel!
(He was stubborn and had his hearing aid turned down)
He is now buried under some rubble behind our property.
If any of ya'll want more snow and ice I'll let you dig him up (but you need to bring your own stretcher & shovel).
Now that he is FINALLY out of the way I hearby declare by the power vested in me, by, well..., ME, that Springtime has arrived!
Enjoy the flowers, green grass, and good shootin' weather!
Sincerely,
Doug
PS - Don't worry. There's NO WAY an Indiana jury would convict me after what we've put up w/ this year.
I was out in the country last night when an opportunity presented itself that I just couldn't pass by...
I found old man winter taking a stroll late at night back by the pond. He has been putting up a hell of a fight this year.
I decided to do something about it...So, I snuck up on the ol' coot and whapped him upside the head with a shovel!
(He was stubborn and had his hearing aid turned down)He is now buried under some rubble behind our property.
If any of ya'll want more snow and ice I'll let you dig him up (but you need to bring your own stretcher & shovel).
Now that he is FINALLY out of the way I hearby declare by the power vested in me, by, well..., ME, that Springtime has arrived!
Enjoy the flowers, green grass, and good shootin' weather!
Sincerely,
Doug
PS - Don't worry. There's NO WAY an Indiana jury would convict me after what we've put up w/ this year.
