Origin of the Mall Ninja

[caverjamie]

As far as I can tell, the linked web page lists what could be the origin for the term "mall ninja" - don't know if anyone else has seen this, but it is hilarious!

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Jamie

 

[redneckmedic]

Multiple Dupe Thread... but still funny every time.

 

[IndianaResident]

First time for me, and let me just say, What a treat.

....but man that mall seems to be under a 24/7 threat of male rape....I'd carry an assault rifle or 3 too.

 

[sidewinder27]

I was wondering where the "mall ninja" came from. I cant say I would be willing to shop at his mall. This guy reminds me of a security guard that told me he helped plan the invasion of Iraq and that the military call him to help plan things all the time.

 

[trillobite]

I've never seen this before, thanks! My wife is looking at me funny, I'm trying hard not to bust out laughing.

 

[snowman]

WOW,, I am truly speechless***, funny stuff*** but the sad thing is I have met people like that.....

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Dammit! Curses! You've found me! I'll have to make a tactical retreat, and cover myself with smoke bombs, etc., all the while praying you #$^^ won't be spraying multiple .308 rounds into my back!!

That is some pretty funny stuff. I've heard some vague references to the gecko, but never really knew about this stuff. Gives me something to live up to!

 

[stormryder]

As far as I can tell, the linked web page lists what could be the origin for the term "mall ninja" - don't know if anyone else has seen this, but it is hilarious!

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Jamie

i found the site very entertaining.
Gecko45 and friends must have read "Better to Beg Forgiveness"
By Michael Z Williamson.

 

[g+16]

I like others have seen on now these types they are wan't-be's, that never was. But like the one's who put medals on their chest for things they did'nt do or never was at, they all wan't to be heros without the danger and shall be ingnored

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Gecko45 and friends must have read "Better to Beg Forgiveness

No, Gecko predated Mike's book.

The Mall Ninja was created by a young employee of a gun store in Knoxville, Tennessee as a type of release against what he heard daily in his gun store.

 

[christman]

Good stuff.