It's just another battleground in the war between rural and urban America. Urbanites want to impose urban sensibilities onto rural communities.
"urban sensibilities" - now there's a misnomer.
Hey Indiucky, where can I find a starts and stripes speedo like that?
[video=youtube;0_HGqPGp9iY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_HGqPGp9iY[/video]
Carve you own ice cubes and cure your own meat. Welcome to the sausage party.