So when I woke up this morning I was greeted by chaos. Well turns out water had got into the gun closet. Now I get to spend the entire day cleaning about 40 guns
Sounds like a... no, tragedy isn't the right word, um... excuse to fondle some firearms? Yeah, that's the ticket. You know, you like to schedule things like that un... wait, fortunately sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.