My wife is cute.

[SavageEagle]

Pami, you're right. Pink is worse than PURPLE! If I'd let her, we'd live in a purple house, drive a purple van and tinkerbell would adorn more than just a spot on my back window of my van.

On the upside, I'm >< this close to getting her to apply for her Lifetime LTCH.

 

[Pami]

Pami, you're right. Pink is worse than PURPLE! If I'd let her, we'd live in a purple house, drive a purple van and tinkerbell would adorn more than just a spot on my back window of my van.

On the upside, I'm >< this close to getting her to apply for her Lifetime LTCH.

She should have it anyway, and tell her I'll bonk her on the head if she doesn't do it soon. Like, in the next two weeks.

 

[SavageEagle]

PLEASE! BONK AWAY! I bonk every once in a while and it's like hitting a steel nail with a blowup ballon hammer! LOL

 

[SavageEagle]

I bonked her for you. She said give her til next paycheck in 2 weeks, but that it won't matter because she can't carry to work since she's a contractor for the US Mint. Excuses Excuses. I can go bonk her again....

 

[hodgej1843]

IF MY WIFE ASKED WHERE MY GUN WAS AT I WOULD BE SCARED,JUST KIDDIN.THANK GOD FOR WOMEN WHO UNDERSTAND THAT GUNS BELONG IN THE HOUSE HOLD JUST LIKE FOOD,.........YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

 

[singlestacksig]

im sitting here on the computer and she just randomly asks me "honey where is your gun?" i tell her its on hutch in the kitchen and she asks me to go get it and i respond by asking her "why", and she says "because i feel safer when you have your gun, can you go get it?" for some reason she gets paranoid when she is up in the middle of the night taking care of our baby girl. this morning she told me she gets the feeling that some one is watching here from out side the window, i know there is no one there because my dogs arent going crazy. for some reason the only time my dogs bark is when someone is walking up to the house, there are no windows from which the person is coming from but they still go bazerk they dont do it when cars pull in, fourwheelers go by, tractors coming and going, they only do it when there is someone walking up to the house (i guess its one of their senses). i need to get her in a self defense course so she doesnt always have to rely on me.

The few times my wife has asked me "where is your gun?" .. I was up and moving with pistol in hand and surefire in other before anymore words could be said...

going through my mind was "where is YOURS ??"

 

[cue7467]

If my wife ask me where my gun is I am running like hell. Chances are she would have seen what I have spent on them....

 

[Pami]

If my wife ask me where my gun is I am running like hell. Chances are she would have seen what I have spent on them....

My guns have been more expensive than my hubby's; I've just had fewer of them.

 

[Marc]

My guns have been more expensive than my hubby's; I've just had fewer of them.

You women always gotta buy the expensive stuff

 

[Pami]

You women always gotta buy the expensive stuff

Yeah.. but Sigs are just Sexy.

 

[KokomoDave]

Uh,no comment!