My neighbors are idiots; this ain't Mayberry.

[WebSnyper]

Back in the 1970s my bat sh!t crazy older sister gave out raw eggs to kids. She was probably 17yrs old at the time and thought she was being funny.

I haven't spoken with her for years.

Kind of like handing out ammunition for someone to use to shoot you with...

 

[AtTheMurph]

Kind of like handing out ammunition for someone to use to shoot you with...

Exactly what I thought. The kids were too young to know what to do with them but had she done that to me I would have fired it into her face as hard as I could.

 

[Lloyd S.]

Wanna save some money? Just put out an empty bowl with a hand-lettered sign that sez "Honor System--Help Yourself."

 

[nonobaddog]

I only bought a little bit of candy this year. Then turned the lights out like usual. That little bit will last me a couple weeks.

 

[Shadow01]

Pretty light turnout this year given the perfect weather. All good kids it seemed, young and old, neighborhood and non-neighbors.



Well except I appreciate the MILFs who dress up to escort their little goblins. I offer them an extra treat

You can be arrested in some locals for that…

 

[Nazgul]

Our subdivision is isolated. They block off the entrances and it fills with van loads of kids from the entire area. We had 200+ kids this year. Record was 6 years ago, perfect night, got 400. We love it, wife and I dress up as cowboy/cowgirl and have a hoot. I am Sheriff Quiet Burp. Campfire in the driveway and hot coffee.

Don