My Conversation with a Kinkos Sheep

[Scutter01]

Ok, and now to put all this "Molly" business behind us. . . .
Sorry for the cold water guys. She was the "but she has a nice personality!" type. She was extremely nice and friendly, but overweight and self-conscious.

We know you're just trying to scare us off so you can keep her to yourself. That's ok. We're not here to judge.

 

[Lars]

*waits for TomN to ask if you caught her phone number anyway.*

 

[esrice]

*waits for TomN to get in his car and drive 3 hours to Kinkos*

 

[TomN]

*waits for TomN to get in his car and drive 3 hours to Kinkos*

Be there in 3 hours!!

 

[esrice]

*laughs at TomN when he arrives at 3:30am and has to wait until they open*

 

[TomN]

Dammit! Foiled again!

 

[Scutter01]

*laughs at TomN when he arrives at 3:30am and has to wait until they open*

I imagine TomN standing in front of a dark and locked storefront at 3:30am holding a slightly wilting bouquet of daisies and a partially eaten box of chocolates, with the evidence of the surreptitious confection consumption still lingering about his lips, nose, and forehead.

 

[TomN]

I imagine TomN standing in front of a dark and locked storefront at 3:30am holding a slightly wilting bouquet of daisies and a partially eaten box of chocolates, with the evidence of the surreptitious confection consumption still lingering about his lips, nose, and forehead.

That sounds like my last weekend!

 

[rhino]

He's like a skinny, white, Amish version of me.

 

[AFA1CY]

He's like a skinny, white, Amish version of me.

... as AFA1CY spews coffee all over his keyboard.

 

[JetGirl]

The first guest arrives...

And the entertainment shows up...

 

[spasmo]

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything because it would be all over the keyboard now. This thread was hilarious!

 

[Scutter01]

And the entertainment shows up...

MOM?!?!

 

[Virtus]

He's like a skinny, white, Amish version of me.

Is this the skinny version?

This image was taken at the scene of the motorcycle shooting(discussed at this thread: https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...ana_woman_shoots_biker_in_road_rage_case.html ) opcorn2:

 

[Paul]

Is this the skinny version?

This image was taken at the scene of the motorcycle shooting(discussed at this thread: https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...ana_woman_shoots_biker_in_road_rage_case.html ) opcorn2:

looks like he is pounding the sheep in the ass

 

[Virtus]

looks like he is pounding the sheep in the ass

Just to clarify, that was not what I was implying...

 

[Bill of Rights]

looks like he is pounding the sheep in the ass

Oh, that's baaaaaaaaaaaad... Ewe should be ashamed of yourself, Paul!

Blessings,
B

 

[TomN]

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Were they out of the pink paper or did the employee refuse to get the paper for you ?

The employee told me that they wouldn't make copies because it was a gun permit.

-J-

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

double tap. Dang.