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I had the "Naughtius Maximus" part on my answering machine many years ago.
Have fun storming the castle!
-1. That's Miracle Max in The Princess Bride. (not a Monty Python movie)
THE BISHOP!!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpX3XdU-V9o]YouTube - The Bishop[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpX3XdU-V9o]YouTube - The Bishop[/ame]
Castle Anthrax
ZOOT: [taking him along again] Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but
eight score young blondes and brunettes—all between sixteen and nineteen and a half—cut off in this castle with no
one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... [puts away torch
and enters chamber] We are just not used to handsome knights. [GALAHAD tries to leave, but she pulls him in,
seating him on the big bed] Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. [touching his upper, inside thigh46] Oh, but you
are wounded!
DINGO: [To herself] Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! [To GALAHAD, dragging him along back into the
boudoir] Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. [stopping] And here in Castle Anthrax, we have
but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And
then...spank me.
GIRLS: [variously] And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: [prancing around] A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking...the oral sex.
GIRLS: [more prancing about] Oral sex! Oh, thank you! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I—uh...
[Enter LANCELOT and other knights]
GALAHAD: [being tugged away by DINGO] Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LANCELOT: [grabbing GALAHAD] Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LANCELOT: [getting between GALAHAD and DINGO and pushing him away] Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LANCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LANCELOT: You’re in great peril!
GALAHAD: No I’m not.
ZOOT: [grabbing LANCELOT] No he isn’t!
LANCELOT: [raising his sword] Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: [lowering LANCELOT’s sword] Now look, it’s not important.
LANCELOT: [pushing GALAHAD along in front of him as the other knights block the advance of DINGO and her
quivering minions47] Quick! Come on, and we’ll cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I’m fine!
LANCELOT: Come on!
GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: [pulling at LANCELOT’s arm as he pushes GALAHAD toward the door] Yes! Let him tackle us singlehanded!
GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!
LANCELOT: [to GIRLS, shuffling along] No. [to GALAHAD] Sir Galahad, come!
GALAHAD: [stopping] No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily!
DINGO: [stopping] Oh, yes, let him handle us easily.48
GIRLS: Yes, yes!
LANCELOT: [giving GALAHAD a good shove] No.
GALAHAD: [being rushed out the door] Please, please! I can defeat them! There’s only a hundred and fifty of
them!
[Exit LANCELOT, GALAHAD, and the other knights close behind.]
DINGO: [pitifully, stopping] Yes, yes, he’ll beat us easily! We haven’t a chance...
GIRLS: [in despair] Yes, yes. We haven’t a chance....
[The door slams closed.]
DINGO: [to herself] Oh...****.49
[Outside, in the rain, LANCELOT is still rushing GALAHAD off against his will. 50]
LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don’t think I was.
LANCELOT: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LANCELOT: No. It’s too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I do feel as a knight I should sample as much peril as I can.
LANCELOT: No, we’ve got to find the Holy Grail. [rushing him around the corner] Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg]YouTube - Castle Anthrax[/ame]
ZOOT: [taking him along again] Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but
eight score young blondes and brunettes—all between sixteen and nineteen and a half—cut off in this castle with no
one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... [puts away torch
and enters chamber] We are just not used to handsome knights. [GALAHAD tries to leave, but she pulls him in,
seating him on the big bed] Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. [touching his upper, inside thigh46] Oh, but you
are wounded!
DINGO: [To herself] Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! [To GALAHAD, dragging him along back into the
boudoir] Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. [stopping] And here in Castle Anthrax, we have
but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And
then...spank me.
GIRLS: [variously] And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: [prancing around] A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking...the oral sex.
GIRLS: [more prancing about] Oral sex! Oh, thank you! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I—uh...
[Enter LANCELOT and other knights]
GALAHAD: [being tugged away by DINGO] Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LANCELOT: [grabbing GALAHAD] Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LANCELOT: [getting between GALAHAD and DINGO and pushing him away] Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LANCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LANCELOT: You’re in great peril!
GALAHAD: No I’m not.
ZOOT: [grabbing LANCELOT] No he isn’t!
LANCELOT: [raising his sword] Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: [lowering LANCELOT’s sword] Now look, it’s not important.
LANCELOT: [pushing GALAHAD along in front of him as the other knights block the advance of DINGO and her
quivering minions47] Quick! Come on, and we’ll cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I’m fine!
LANCELOT: Come on!
GALAHAD: Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: [pulling at LANCELOT’s arm as he pushes GALAHAD toward the door] Yes! Let him tackle us singlehanded!
GIRLS: Yes! Tackle us single-handed!
LANCELOT: [to GIRLS, shuffling along] No. [to GALAHAD] Sir Galahad, come!
GALAHAD: [stopping] No, really, honestly, I can go back and handle this lot easily!
DINGO: [stopping] Oh, yes, let him handle us easily.48
GIRLS: Yes, yes!
LANCELOT: [giving GALAHAD a good shove] No.
GALAHAD: [being rushed out the door] Please, please! I can defeat them! There’s only a hundred and fifty of
them!
[Exit LANCELOT, GALAHAD, and the other knights close behind.]
DINGO: [pitifully, stopping] Yes, yes, he’ll beat us easily! We haven’t a chance...
GIRLS: [in despair] Yes, yes. We haven’t a chance....
[The door slams closed.]
DINGO: [to herself] Oh...****.49
[Outside, in the rain, LANCELOT is still rushing GALAHAD off against his will. 50]
LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don’t think I was.
LANCELOT: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LANCELOT: No. It’s too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, I do feel as a knight I should sample as much peril as I can.
LANCELOT: No, we’ve got to find the Holy Grail. [rushing him around the corner] Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg]YouTube - Castle Anthrax[/ame]
Just a guess,but you are under the age of 34 or so?
Monty Python
Monty Python - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Yes, well under that age...I know who Monty Python is, just never really got into those movies.
fixed.
