Monty Python sayings

[Dryden]

It's Saturday, what the hell??


Is this the Ministry of Arguing?
No.
But, the sign on the door says it is!
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.



We are the Knights that say "Neeeeeee"



But, I've cut off your legs and arms!!!
Ahhhh, it's just a fleshwound

 

[Richard]

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts

 

[greyhound47]

"the entrance to the cave is guarded by a beast, so foul, so cruel, the bones of a full 50 men lie strewn about it's lair. SO if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come ne'r further because death awaits you all with big nasty sharp pointy teeth!"

 

[Dryden]

You've just slaughtered the wedding party and my entire family!!!
Ah, right. Sorry about that.






It's JUST a bunny rabbit.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Camelot! Camelot! Camelot!

It's only a model.

SHH!

Now we know who all the dorks on the forum are...

 

[ATM]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Indybeer]

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's ****, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark!



NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”

 

[Crystalship1]

"You Americans are always saying.... Let me tell you this or let me tell you that... well now you're dead so SHUT UP"!!! (The grim Reaper)

 

[kedie]

There are those who call me......Tim.

 

[Dryden]

For those members that are asking WTF. Here's a few videos to help you understand how sick some of us are.
Top 25 Monty Python Sketches - Listverse

 

[bigus_D]

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called.... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks.

 

[Bill of Rights]

Stop! Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three 'ere the other side he see.

Ask me your questions, bridge keeper, I am not afraid.

...

What!? is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

"What do you mean, African or European?"

"I-I don't know that..."

<SPROINGGGGGG!!!!>

 

[redneckmedic]

It's merely a flesh wound.

..still my fav

 

[Joe Williams]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[KPierce]

She turned me into a newt! (pause) Got better.

We want you to cut down this treeeee, with a herring!

Here's a few of my more favorite parts of their movies.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk&feature=PlayList&p=CDFEA6D52E5CC0EC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=4"]YouTube - Every Sperm is Sacred[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690&feature=PlayList&p=CDFEA6D52E5CC0EC&index=19"]YouTube - Black Knight[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jt5ibfRzw&feature=PlayList&p=CDFEA6D52E5CC0EC&index=18"]YouTube - Witch Village[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg"]YouTube - Holy Grail - Killer Bunny[/ame]

 

[Cwood]

I'm not dead yet


Bring out the holy hand grenade

 

[jwalt01]

Have fun storming the castle!

 

[jamstutz]

"I just spent four hours buryin' the cat..."
"Four hours!"
"Yesss...he was wrigglin' about and yowlin'..."
"Well, he wasn't dead then."
"No, no...but he wasn't at all a well cat...And as the mister and I are going away for a fortnight, we thought we'd better bury it just to be on the safe side. Don't want to come home from Bristol to a dead cat, do ya?"

 

[LuckyBrush]

(suiter)Hello there sir, can you tell me how where to find Vera? (man in bed)Oh yes, ya take a right then another right. (suiter)Ahh, thanks. (man in bed)Righto!

 

[Dryden]

And now for something completely different....

These wenches need a spanking!
Ohhhh, spank me first.
No, me first.
Oh, spank us all.