INGO No-no List

[rmcrob]

I recently put this in an obscure thread where few would see it. Perhaps it needs a wider exposure. I was responding to a new member who said he likes the interaction he gets on this site.

I'm sure I missed some important items. Feel free to add. IndyGunWorks has already mentioned that number 10 should be number 1.

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You'll get plenty of interaction, for sure. There are just a few things you need to remember in order to not get an adverse reaction:

1. Don't mention Glock handguns
2. Don't mention handguns that are not Glocks
3. Don't mention Hi-Point anything
4. Don't mention Don's Guns
5. Don't call Fenway a name other than Fenway or Mike
6. Don't put up a nekkid picture or a cuss word
7. Don't complain when someone puts up a nekkid picture or a cuss word
8. Don't complain when a mod takes the nekkid picture or cuss word down
9. Don't complain about the mods at all
10. Don't disrespect bacon
11. Don't claim to know something you don't know
12. Don't get to rough with a newbie unless you are piling on after everyone else has roughed him up
13. Don't disagree with Shooter521. If you disagree, you are definitely wrong.
14. Don't mention the name of someone who has been banned

I guess that's about it. Other than that, you'll enjoy yourself here.

Truth is, the mods are terrific and most everyone will treat you with respect. Those who rub people the wrong way don't stick around here long. Those who stay are the salt of the earth.

Good to have you here.

Added later:

Oh, yeah. I forgot the worst no no.

15. Don't ever ask a question that has already been answered in a FAQ.

 

[ATM]

INGO has a FAQ?



16. Jackboots - don't mention them

 

[MACHINEGUN]

 

[Pami]

I'll add one:
17. Don't complain about the 50 post rule. It's been done. At least 50 times. And it's in the FAQ anyway.

 

[ATM]

I'll add one:
17. Don't complain about the 50 post rule. It's been done. At least 50 times. And it's in the FAQ anyway.

At least wait to complain until your 52nd post.

Because, of course, your 51st was a classified ad.

 

[Big John]

18. Don't mess with Pami unless you wanna mess with Lars.

19. Scutter01 insist we have a FAQ yet nobody new ever seems to find it..(wonders where it is hidden.)

20. The Mods do have a sense of humor but a couple are weird computer geek/gun owners so I don't get all the computer stuff.

21. The first 50 are all about QUALITY after that it's all about QUANTITY just look at the Banhammer Thread.

22. Jack Ryan doesn't like anybody so expect grief from him. I like him however.

23. Hunter480 is the most popular guy here friend him right away. (See rule 18..)

 

[Lars]

In writing this post, you violated all 15 of your rules!

I recently put this in an obscure thread where few would see it. Perhaps it needs a wider exposure. I was responding to a new member who said he likes the interaction he gets on this site.

I'm sure I missed some important items. Feel free to add. IndyGunWorks has already mentioned that number 10 should be number 1.

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You'll get plenty of interaction, for sure. There are just a few things you need to remember in order to not get an adverse reaction:

1. Don't mention Glock handguns
2. Don't mention handguns that are not Glocks
3. Don't mention Hi-Point anything
4. Don't mention Don's Guns
5. Don't call Fenway a name other than Fenway or Mike
6. Don't put up a nekkid picture or a cuss word
7. Don't complain when someone puts up a nekkid picture or a cuss word
8. Don't complain when a mod takes the nekkid picture or cuss word down
9. Don't complain about the mods at all
10. Don't disrespect bacon
11. Don't claim to know something you don't know
12. Don't get to rough with a newbie unless you are piling on after everyone else has roughed him up
13. Don't disagree with Shooter521. If you disagree, you are definitely wrong.
14. Don't mention the name of someone who has been banned

I guess that's about it. Other than that, you'll enjoy yourself here.

Truth is, the mods are terrific and most everyone will treat you with respect. Those who rub people the wrong way don't stick around here long. Those who stay are the salt of the earth.

Good to have you here.

Added later:

Oh, yeah. I forgot the worst no no.

15. Don't ever ask a question that has already been answered in a FAQ.

 

[Lars]

18. Don't mess with Pami unless you wanna mess with Lars.......

23. Hunter480 is the most popular guy here friend him right away. (See rule 18..)

Also, When rule 18 happens, PM'ing Lars about how he's not as tough in real life and making threats..... when Lars is one of those computer types who's pretty good at locating obscure information on the internet....

not likely your best course of action.

 

[Big John]

Also, When rule 18 happens, PM'ing Lars about how he's not as tough in real life and making threats..... when Lars is one of those computer types who's pretty good at locating obscure information on the internet....

not likely your best course of action.

Kinda greedy with that whole rep thing aren't you??? Come on I almost guessed what and never got bonus points.... I post my additions to the list, no rep. Geeeezzzz what's a guy gotta do around here to get that dang Bronze Badge???


Thank You!!!! Your not popular enough it didn't push me into Bronze Badge area... need to go kiss BOAs butt I guess, or Scutter I need a big rep boost.

 

[redneckpastor]

24. Dont in any way start a religious argument or debate. (30 pages later still going... and no progress made)

 

[MACHINEGUN]

This thread is going to get good.. standbye.

 

[Scutter01]

At least wait to complain until your [STRIKE]52nd[/STRIKE] 51st post.

Because, of course, your[STRIKE] 51st[/STRIKE] 50th was a classified ad.

FTFY. Posts in the classifieds don't count against your post count.

 

[Pami]

21. The first 50 are all about QUALITY after that it's all about QUANTITY just look at the Banhammer Thread.

Hey we have to have *something* to talk about!

 

[redneckpastor]

This thread is going to get good.. standbye.

+1 just standing bye hope no one gets shot in this thread, cause i know we are all packing heat!!

 

[Lars]

+1 just standing bye hope no one gets shot in this thread, cause i know we are all packing heat!!

Actually today it's rather cold..... If it had heat I'd be more comfortable.

 

[Big John]

I see another BanHammer thread starting.....

Anybody think this one will hit 3,220 post.... The Sienfeld of threads...

 

[MACHINEGUN]

+1 just standing bye hope no one gets shot in this thread, cause i know we are all packing heat!!

Since that is the case.. I foresee a nasty gun battle up in here.. watch.

 

[ATM]

FTFY. Posts in the classifieds don't count against your post count.

25. Never ruin a humorous anecdote by correcting with actual facts.

 

[Pami]

25. Never ruin a humorous anecdote by correcting with actual facts.

26. Just avoid actual facts altogether.

 

[Scutter01]

25. Never ruin a humorous anecdote by correcting with actual facts.

26. Never miss an opportunity to correct ATM.