INGO: Joke of the day page

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[halfmileharry]

 

[eric001]

Fair warning: This is a truly horrible joke that occurred to me in the middle of a 5+ hour drive back to Indy this weekend... Read at your own peril!


Why did the chicken NOT cross the road??


Because he was too tired!!


dah-di-di-dah-di, di-dit (thump, thump!)

 

[actaeon277]

That almost deserved a negative rep.
But.. since your tired..

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Why did the slave go to college?








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So he could pick up his Master's Degree

 

[historian]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

I am

I am who?

What's the matter? Having an Identity Crisis?

 

[historian]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who

Who Who?

What are you? An owl?

 

[Bigtanker]

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
















Because they are so good at it!!

 

[Thor]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who

Who Who?

What are you? An owl?

I was expecting a Who song...who are you, who who...who who...Now tell me who are you?

 

[patience0830]

Why does an elephant paint his toenails red?


To hide in a cherry tree.

 

[Thor]

Why does an elephant paint his toenails red?


To hide in a cherry tree.

Said the dead man after the elephant fell out of the tree.

 

[eldirector]

Why does an elephant paint his toenails red?


To hide in a cherry tree.

I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!

Exactly.

 

[MRockwell]

From a tile forum I frequent.
>>Worst customer yet. I'm at my wit's end with this one. I explained why she shouldn't buy tile at Depot and then she proceeds to point out the obviously different dye lots within the same sealed box. She then starts switching out pieces that she doesn't like while I'm trying to template. I almost lost my mind. Then she has the audacity to say "did you see the tiles you chipped around the outlets?" To which I responded, those aren't chips, they're cut out for the screws dumb***.I swear to God she's lucky we're married. Have a great weekend kids

 

[actaeon277]

 

[sharkey]

And washed my mouth out with soap first.







Don't remember if it was Irish Spring or Lava.

 

[jamil]

And washed my mouth out with soap first.







Don't remember if it was Irish Spring or Lava.

Oh, hell. After I died my mom made me go out to the weeping willow tree and get a switch.

 

[Nazgul]

Oh, hell. After I died my mom made me go out to the weeping willow tree and get a switch.

It was a Lilac switch behind the garage for me!!!

Couple of years that lilac bush almost died...

Don

 

[G-Niner]

I'm not even going to mention the ***** willow tree we had in our back yard. Ruined me for life.

 

[jamil]

Wife wanted to plant a willow tree. I said, nah. I have a belt.