IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG

[melensdad]

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, and three flag burners.

FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

 

[edsinger]

 

[PeaShooter]

I heart your dog....

 

[jblomenberg16]

Does your dog have any siblings?

 

[JohnP82]

Great dog!

 

[GREEN607]

How do you feel about cloning?

 

[dubsac]

How do you feel about cloning?

if this is out of the question how do you feel about training mine.

 

[gunman41mag]

I'll take some of the puppies

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

I wanna puppy!

 

[Mike H]

Good boy, good boy!

 

[Kitty]

And when are you breading the American super mutt?

 

[Grizhicks]

I'll give you an Obama $1,000,000 IOU for it......

 

[mcolford]

Feel free to come camp in my back yard for a month, as long as you bring this outstanding dog of yours. If you could advise the breed and sex of this canine, I will have a matching breed, opposing sex of it waiting here! They will be sleeping in the same kennel.


-MColford

 

[Bill B]

stolen for facebook

 

[sepe]

My goat could beat up your dog.

 

[tyler34]

I am taking a vacation to tour indian customer call centers in the fall, now while I understand your not selling such a dog would you be willing to rent him out?

 

[N_K_1984]

CLASSIC

 

[Jerrek]

Awesome!!!!!

 

[warangelcometh]

Can you train my bulldog ? Please please please