I installed a bidet today

[funeralweb]

The Mrs. put in one of those kitty-sprinkler thingies a couple of months ago...

 

[BE Mike]

This has me intrigued, because I often have trouble giving my butt hair that full bodied look and style.

It's probably the curlers, shampoo and conditioner!

 

[Frosty]

I’m almost curious enough to try one, especially for $25… buuuut I also have an absent minded eight year old and a two year old that just loves to push buttons… that could get ugly!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I'm seriously considering one. I'm a "frequent flyer" in the mornings for some reason, especially after the coffee starts kicking in, so towards the end of my "sessions" I'm getting pretty raw.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

*Threads I wish I never clicked on*

 

[Frosty]

Ya know what’s really weird? Maybe two minutes after posting in this thread my toilet valve lever broke. Almost like it’s a sign

 

[cosermann]

What about the design prevents it from spraying crap laden water all over?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

What about the design prevents it from spraying crap laden water all over?

It's fed from the clean water going into the tank, not out of the bowl.

 

[jerrob]

What about the design prevents it from spraying crap laden water all over?

Ya may wanna re-read the instructions and pay careful attention to where to tie your supply line in, lol.

 

[radar8756]

What about the design prevents it from spraying crap laden water all over?

From the Video's on the product website - it shows a Spray Nozzle drop down and spray ( Clean Cold Water ) Forward in a Upward direction

Now physics would dictate that upon striking the Target Area - the water would then become "Crap Laden"

Physics would also dictate said "Crap Laden" water would continue in the same forward direction until :
1: Striking any Hanging Body Part and then Drip Drying
2: Continues upon Arc until gravity pulls stream down into bowl - distance being determined by Pressure Setting of Device

So the question to current Owners - At Full Pressure ( we know you Tested this )
Did any "Crap Laden" water reach the front of the Bowl and Drip out the Front ???

This would especially apply to the Deluxe model with the Feminine Option ( Target area further forward )

 

[jerrob]

From the Video's on the product website - it shows a Spray Nozzle drop down and spray ( Clean Cold Water ) Forward in a Upward direction

Now physics would dictate that upon striking the Target Area - the water would then become "Crap Laden"

Physics would also dictate said "Crap Laden" water would continue in the same forward direction until :
1: Striking any Hanging Body Part and then Drip Drying
2: Continues upon Arc until gravity pulls stream down into bowl - distance being determined by Pressure Setting of Device

So the question to current Owners - At Full Pressure ( we know you Tested this )
Did any "Crap Laden" water reach the front of the Bowl and Drip out the Front ???

This would especially apply to the Deluxe model with the Feminine Option ( Target area further forward.

So far, no issues with "unclean water" going to unwanted areas.
Once the water hits the target area, it drops into the bowl where you can flush if you so choose. If what you described was anywhere near a common problem, I would wager that there would be more male users complaining about having sh**** ba***.
It is a tool for designed for hygiene, not a bathroom water park.
I ranted and pitched a bitch when she bought it, now every time I use it, my wife says it sounds like Rick Flair is dropping a deuce in our bathroom................WOOOOOOO!

 

[BE Mike]

I saw on the local news that included an interview on an upcoming Louisville Home Garden Remodeling Show. The man stated that the "hottest thing" in home remodeling today is bidets.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I just ordered one. I couldn't take the peer pressure in here anymore. Ordered the same one as in the OP. Should be here Wednesday.

 

[jerrob]

I just ordered one. I couldn't take the peer pressure in here anymore. Ordered the same one as in the OP. Should be here Wednesday.

All the cool kids are doing it, lol....................and Tide Pods.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

All the cool kids are doing it, lol

Well, at least one part of me will be "cool"!

 

[KG1]

I have one and I can attest that it does the job without spraying poop everywhere. That is all.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I have one and I can attest that it does the job without spraying poop everywhere. That is all.

Not spraying poop everywhere is a plus!

 

[BigRed]

I dropped an obiden today...thinking about a biden to rinse.

 

[Frosty]

Ok, I’m expecting real world reviews this week… no pictures please!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Ok, I’m expecting real world reviews this week… no pictures please!

Oh no, you're getting pics. If @actaeon277 can post bloody stool pics I figure a clean sphincter is fair game!