I Can Earn $3 MILLION PER MONTH!

[Michigan Slim]

I read that with a picture in my head of a lemur in a straw skirt and fruit on his head talking to me.......

 

[JeepHammer]

I read that with a picture in my head of a lemur in a straw skirt and fruit on his head talking to me.......

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
My wife loves that movie...

I made $435 a MONTH gross when I joined the Marines, that was before taxes & allotments were deducted.
I managed to save $5,000 and 'Invested' it with a broker.
I have a Commador Computer stock certificate framed on the wall to remind me where my $5,000 went...

My 'Investments' since then have been in my abilities & education.
No one can take education & experience away from you.

 

[Thor]

And in Madagascar too! Where you can go dance with the dead and get the plague.

According to my junk mail folder and missed calls I'm passing up a huge amount of wealth that's just there waiting for me.