Glitter Beards are out. Glitter Boobs are in.

[Rookie]

That reminds me Jennifer Love Hewit was on a talk show one time talking about hers being done . What a sight to behold that must've been .

With that in mind, you could Google glitter bombs...

 

[indiucky]

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Don

I just did some googling and found out her boobs are (nearly) the same age as myself and my favorite Smith and Wesson Model 18-2......

And I am certain that will be my opening remarks at my trial for stalking her....

"Well your honor...I couldn't help but notice her boobs were the same age as my favorite farm revolver as well as myself....."

"You said you wanted to "plink" with her....Is that some kind of perverted code???"

"No sir....I just wanted to shoot cans with her..."

"(Gasp) YOU WANTED TO SHOOT HER GAMS???"

"No sir...Cans....I wanted to show her fifty is the new thirty..."

"Why the duct tape then?"

"Sir...I am a redneck...In my culture everyone carries duct tape......"

"So why the duct tape?"

"I didn't want her to scratch her buttocks getting in my truck...The duct tape was to keep the vinyl on the seat down and out of the way..."

"She said you made her listen to El Paso by Marty Robbins...What was that all about?"

"Just trying to set the mood for a little south of the border Gringo/Latina romance sir...Seven Spanish Angels was my back up tune..."

 

[Freebird01]

well daymn.....

 

[actaeon277]

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

[video=youtube;-zBzZJd-nfw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBzZJd-nfw[/video]

 

[Bigtanker]

I just did some googling and found out her boobs are (nearly) the same age as myself and my favorite Smith and Wesson Model 18-2......

And I am certain that will be my opening remarks at my trial for stalking her....

"Well your honor...I couldn't help but notice her boobs were the same age as my favorite farm revolver as well as myself....."

"You said you wanted to "plink" with her....Is that some kind of perverted code???"

"No sir....I just wanted to shoot cans with her..."

"(Gasp) YOU WANTED TO SHOOT HER GAMS???"

"No sir...Cans....I wanted to show her fifty is the new thirty..."

"Why the duct tape then?"

"Sir...I am a redneck...In my culture everyone carries duct tape......"

"So why the duct tape?"

"I didn't want her to scratch her buttocks getting in my truck...The duct tape was to keep the vinyl on the seat down and out of the way..."

"She said you made her listen to El Paso by Marty Robbins...What was that all about?"

"Just trying to set the mood for a little south of the border Gringo/Latina romance sir...Seven Spanish Angels was my back up tune..."

Clarification please on how you are getting the age of her tatas. Are you going from her birthday, when they started to "become more woman like" or her 18th birthday when the aforementioned zeplins became of legal age?

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

I just did some googling and found out her boobs are (nearly) the same age as myself and my favorite Smith and Wesson Model 18-2......

And I am certain that will be my opening remarks at my trial for stalking her....

"Well your honor...I couldn't help but notice her boobs were the same age as my favorite farm revolver as well as myself....."

"You said you wanted to "plink" with her....Is that some kind of perverted code???"

"No sir....I just wanted to shoot cans with her..."

"(Gasp) YOU WANTED TO SHOOT HER GAMS???"

"No sir...Cans....I wanted to show her fifty is the new thirty..."

"Why the duct tape then?"

"Sir...I am a redneck...In my culture everyone carries duct tape......"

"So why the duct tape?"

"I didn't want her to scratch her buttocks getting in my truck...The duct tape was to keep the vinyl on the seat down and out of the way..."

"She said you made her listen to El Paso by Marty Robbins...What was that all about?"

"Just trying to set the mood for a little south of the border Gringo/Latina romance sir...Seven Spanish Angels was my back up tune..."

she wearing better than you, the finish isn't nearly as rubbed off on Salma. Now to craft a joke about being Finnish and taking her to Lappland that won't bring the banhammer.

 

[halfmileharry]

Clarification please on how you are getting the age of her tatas. Are you going from her birthday, when they started to "become more woman like" or her 18th birthday when the aforementioned zeplins became of legal age?

STFU and Lawyer up. That's a trick TaTa question

 

[indiucky]

Clarification please on how you are getting the age of her tatas. Are you going from her birthday, when they started to "become more woman like" or her 18th birthday when the aforementioned zeplins became of legal age?

I'm a "Life begins at conception" guy.....Even when not fully formed nor above age of consent I still think their potential was important.....

 

[Bigtanker]

I'm a "Life begins at conception" guy.....Even when not fully formed nor above age of consent I still think their potential was important.....

 

[RugerRog]

Whoa, I like this fashion trend . Wonder when it will make it to Indy? lol.

 

[shootersix]

i wonder if boob glitter is edible....asking for a friend?

 

[JettaKnight]

I want pictures of Printcraft's attempt at this new fad.

 

[indiucky]

Whoa, I like this fashion trend .

It's okay...I thought it would cover my five grey chest hairs better than it did though...

 

[IndyDave1776]

i wonder if boob glitter is edible....asking for a friend?

Next time you use the john, check for visible glitter and then you will have an answer for your 'friend'.

 

[RugerRog]

i wonder if boob glitter is edible....asking for a friend?

If you come home with glitter on your face the wife/girlfriend isnt going to be happy.

 

[shootersix]

If you come home with glitter on your face the wife/girlfriend isnt going to be happy.

what are you implying? the boob glitter was going to come from my fiancé's boobs!

 

[halfmileharry]

what are you implying? the boob glitter was going to come from my fiancé's boobs!

There's nothing wrong with marrying a few dancers in your youth. Don't take it personal.

 

[femurphy77]

Just because. . . .

 

[halfmileharry]

Just because. . . .

 

[Hkindiana]

I was expecting some good pictures in this thread