In a pinch, you can wipe with bread. You shouldn't eat toilet paper, it tastes terrible but it will add a lot of fiber to your diet.
When ya scoot yer butt across the carpet, it cleans yer hiney and feels oh so gooood!
Only works with a brown carpet tho.
When ya scoot yer butt across the carpet, it cleans yer hiney and feels oh so gooood!