Fighter Pilots?

[dburkhead]

Air Force Blues - Updated weekdays Archive The answer?

 

[Blue Tile Spook]

LOL Pilots tend to find out who is REALLY in charge of the aircraft when they torque off their ground crew and the ground crew takes matters into their own hands.

-Zinc oxide inside the face mask
-Plugging the relief tube with vaseline
-etc., etc., etc.

 

[jeremy]

I remember a loadmaster telling me it is his plane, and the pilot is just the jerk-off driving his plane.

 

[Integraholic]

How do you know you have a fighter pilot at your party? He'll tell you

What's the difference between a fighter pilot and his fighter? The fighter stops whining when you shut the engines off.

What's the difference between God and a fighter pilot? God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why does it take a college education to break it and a high school education to fix it?