Famous Last Words.

[88GT]

or in my case.. Digging deep from a while ago..
Her "i think i am going to start exercising."
Me "why? I like you the way you are."
Her: "What are you not supportive of me making healthy decisions, Do you want to join me."
Me:"I support you making healthy decisions, Hell No."
Her: "just think how sexy i am going to look"
Me: "Yeah i can't wait to see you more sexy"
Her: "So i am FAT NOW?!?!?! You just called me FAT."
Me: "Oh crap."

Needless it goes on further.. but you get the picture.

That sounds like our conversation, but I just fake being mad so we can make up later. I know I'm fat. He knows I'm fat. We both know it hasn't reached a point that affects his, um, interest.

 

[88GT]

If you've got enough sense to have someone hold your beer, you're just saying the whole "watch this" line for attention. A truly good idea that results in a "last words" type of thing rarely involves setting a beer down or handing it off. It doesn't matter if the task requires 2 hands. The beer stays in your hand.

He's got a point. My dad managed to keep his beer upright and unspilled while the horse he was riding decided to unseat him by doing a rear up and fall over.

Of course, that one didn't have the opportunity to foresee the events in order to preface it with the obligatory, "Hey, man, watch this."

 

[$mooth]

I've heard stories that the most common last words heard on cockpit voice recorders is OHHHH... SHI..............

One of my buddy's father flew for Continental for his whole career. Anytime he got a warning in the cockpit of any concern, the first words out of his mouth was "Ohh My God, is that a UFO???"; just to make sure that the crash survivable data recorder had something good on it if they went down.

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

The check's in the mail

Don't worry, it will hold !!

Instructions ...... I don't need no stinkin' instructions

Yes Dear, I DO know where I'm going !!!

 

[bstone2]

at least i wont have to listen to you ______ anymore!