Famous Last Words.

[MrsXtremeVel]

Famous Last Words



Noooo... these windows are okay to lean on.


Don’t worry it has airbags.


Hey what’s that buzzing noise?


Don’t worry its not that deep.


One time at band camp....


No, he doesn’t bite?


Hey look, a light at the end of the tunnel!


I can pass this guy.


My brakes are fine.


Nice doggy.


I think it's trying to communicate...


"Homicidal Tendencies"?


Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?


"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."


"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".


"Don't touch the red button!"


Gee, that's a cute tattoo.


It's fireproof.


What does this button do?


So, you're a cannibal?


Are you sure the power is off?


Pull the pin and count to what?


Nah! It's just a little kitten!


Hey dude! Watch this!

 

[snapping turtle]

-Hey dude, hold this beer.

 

[actaeon277]

What does this lever do?

 

[K_W]

Honey, did you gain weight?

 

[handgun]

Honey, did you gain weight?

or in my case.. Digging deep from a while ago..
Her "i think i am going to start exercising."
Me "why? I like you the way you are."
Her: "What are you not supportive of me making healthy decisions, Do you want to join me."
Me:"I support you making healthy decisions, Hell No."
Her: "just think how sexy i am going to look"
Me: "Yeah i can't wait to see you more sexy"
Her: "So i am FAT NOW?!?!?! You just called me FAT."
Me: "Oh crap."

Needless it goes on further.. but you get the picture.

 

[Stschil]

I'd like to congratulate my oponent, Richard Mourdock, on a well run campaign.
I know he will serve Indiana well as its next US Senator......

 

[Ted]

Second to last famous words:

I did not, have sexual relations, with that woman Miss Lewinsky......

Famous last words:

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible.....

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

-Hey dude, hold this beer.

It's "here, hold mah beer, watch this!"

Yeah, I've been down that road where no matter where you step, it's on a mine, and if you don't go, you get run over.

 

[Mosinowner]

I think I'll vote for Obama this year

 

[eldirector]

For the offroaders:

Its not THAT steep/deep. I can make it.

 

[JohnP82]

Had a few close calls with the "hey dude, check this out!"
and the "hold my beer" ones

 

[repeter1977]

This wont hurt a bit
What was that flash (Mayor of Hiroshima)
Where all those Indians come from (Custard)
Im from the Government, and Im here to help you
Of course the explosive has been deactivated
Of course the engineers removed all the mines (out of a minefield)
Trust me, would I ever lie to you?
Im like Robin Hood, just hold this apple on your head

 

[TWalker]

"Hey man get this on video"
"He's really not that big"

Just for INGO
"It's not loaded"

 

[bluewraith]

"Hey man get this on video"
"He's really not that big"

Just for INGO
"It's not loaded"

An even better one "The safety is on, dont worry" ....

 

[HandK]

"I think your sister would look better in that dress! "

 

[hoosierdoc]

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

Death quotes

 

[sepe]

It's "here, hold mah beer, watch this!"

Yeah, I've been down that road where no matter where you step, it's on a mine, and if you don't go, you get run over.

If you've got enough sense to have someone hold your beer, you're just saying the whole "watch this" line for attention. A truly good idea that results in a "last words" type of thing rarely involves setting a beer down or handing it off. It doesn't matter if the task requires 2 hands. The beer stays in your hand.

 

[EvilBlackGun]

Wrong archer:

That one was William Tell.

Im like Robin Hood, just hold this apple on your head

 

[EvilBlackGun]

So they all ask:

"Hey guys, which one of us girls do you think is the sexiest?" Just take the case of beer, and run like hell ! !

 

[PeaShooter]

I've heard stories that the most common last words heard on cockpit voice recorders is OHHHH... SHI..............