Crop Dusting Down at Jan 2016 Indy 1500

[Fenway]

I think crop dusting was way down at this show

 

[other dave]

I think crop dusting was way down at this show

After $12 admission and $5 parking nobody could afford to eat???

 

[Hop]

I thought about dusting you guys but coulda been a shart so kept it to myself.

 

[other dave]

I thought about dusting you guys but coulda been a shart so kept it to myself.

Just felt like sharing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JvhdkLeBpk

 

[natdscott]

It's been that price for quite some time.

 

[STEEL CORE]

Be glad I stopped going a few years ago, I dusted a few shows and all rows in my day.

 

[Winamac]

After $12 admission and $5 parking nobody could afford to eat???

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[warriorbob]

I've been to plenty of shows since 2011 and I have never been crop dusted.

 

[other dave]

It's been that price for quite some time.

And that's why I don't go! Last time I went it was $9 admission and $3 parking!

 

[Fenway]

Consider yourself lucky!

I've been to plenty of shows since 2011 and I have never been crop dusted.

 

[Principal Skinr]

Just as you concealed carry for self defense, I inconspicuously downed a sack of White Castles the day before the show. There's no way I'm going into that kind of high threat environment without the ability to thoroughly defend myself.

Please understand, I'm not trying to start a flaming caliber war, like White Castle vs. Bush's Beans, you know, similar to 9mm vs. 45 caliber. The caliber really isn't that important. Neither is capacity. You have plenty of capacity with either load to do the job. What IS important here is fart placement. You crop dust in the right place, with the right crowd density, at the right moment, and it is DRT! (At least it smells Dead Right There, anyway!). It is also important in fart placement to have someone nearby who can be easily blamed, such as some guy that came out of the backwoods of Hendricks County and has made several appearances on peopleofwalmart.com. No one would EVER suspect you!

 

[JettaKnight]

I was explaining "crop dusting" to my wife on Friday - over a plate of beans and chile verde.

 

[Birds Away]

I think crop dusting was way down at this show

You almost sound disappointed.

 

[eric001]

Alas, my lunch of grilled cheese sammich and baked beans was only really useful in keeping me warm standing in line outside. There just wasn't any need to defend myself via stinkwars inside. Not that I'm complaining or anything!

 

[PistolBob]

Crop dusting or drive by farting is a real favorite here on INGO...face it...farts are interesting and funny.

 

[DanVoils]

Crop dusting or drive by farting is a real favorite here on INGO...face it...farts are interesting and funny.

3,800+ posts and you're just now figuring that out?

 

[pudly]

3,800+ posts and you're just now figuring that out?

Shhh.... Don't tell him about the bacon thing....

 

[cbhausen]

I think crop dusting was way down at this show

And why do you draw this conclusion? Did you "sample" the environment?

 

[churchmouse]

I think crop dusting was way down at this show

Yes. But deodorant in some areas was lacking.

 

[BGDave]

Crop dusting or drive by farting is a real favorite here on INGO...face it...farts are interesting and funny.

Drive by gas attacks are a thing of beauty when executed well. Lumps, however, are a sign of failure to plan.
Beans = good
Sliders = better
Chili = best
Eggs and Spam = a serious possibilty of failure