Chinese scientists claim these weird pick up lines are foolproof

[myhightechsec]

I am providing this link as a service for all of our lonely, single INGO members who are looking for that right person.

Chinese scientists claim these weird pick up lines are foolproof | New York Post

 

[halfmileharry]

Just wait til you try that stuff on some liberal.

 

[SMiller]

Just wait til you try that stuff on some liberal.

Why would someone talk to a liberal?

 

[Alpo]

I don't think pickup lines will help you much.

 

[sharkey]

I don't think pickup lines will help you much.

Is this is the liberal Harry is trying to hook up with?

 

[HoughMade]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[MCgrease08]

I am providing this link as a service for all of our lonely, single INGO members who are looking for that right person.

Chinese scientists claim these weird pick up lines are foolproof | New York Post

Well duh. We all know that Chinese research scientists get the most tang.

Is this is the liberal Harry is trying to hook up with?

I've seen some women in Portland that look pretty close to this.

 

[printcraft]

Herro baby, come here sit on my rap and rets talk about the first thing that pop up.

 

[JettaKnight]

Reading Song of Solomon leads to the same conclusion.

 

[halfmileharry]

Is this is the liberal Harry is trying to hook up with?

No, but I was informed by a liberal woman (living in Indy out of her natural liberal element) that asking her to smile is totally improper. At that point I was dumbfounded and wanted nothing else to do with that part of the irregular world. And no, I didn't ask if a b......j was out of the question. It did pop into my politically incorrect mind. That might have been ok though.

 

[MuddyINGOGirl]

I think the cheesiest pickup line I've heard yet was "do you have a buck in your life?"
I died

 

[myhightechsec]

Reading Song of Solomon leads to the same conclusion.

Nothing new under the sun

 

[Spear Dane]

No, but I was informed by a liberal woman (living in Indy out of her natural liberal element) that asking her to smile is totally improper. At that point I was dumbfounded and wanted nothing else to do with that part of the irregular world. And no, I didn't ask if a b......j was out of the question. It did pop into my politically incorrect mind. That might have been ok though.

Oh man that happened to me and from a (now former) friend. It was on FB, she's having a bad day, I uttered the verbotten words (Smile, be happy) and oh my god it was like...well it was bad, and then a couple of her sandinvag friends chimed in and then I told em all I felt sorry they lived in such a toxic worldview and I BAILED. Smiling when you are down really can make things better...screw em they can stew in their own misery.