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[Bigtanker]

Taken in Michigan.

 

[Trigger Time]

What in the Luke Skywalker is going on here?!

 

[femurphy77]

Concealed means concealed.

 

[nettinyahoo]

[FONT=&quot]Around the corner,

around the country,

Lightsaber Dave, is on his way!
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[FONT=&quot]The convenience stores of Speedway.[/FONT]

 

[pute62]

Who goes thru more than a 15 pack of warm Natural Light per shift ?

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

The register display is mistaken.

 

[KellyinAvon]

If he switched to Hamm's maybe he could buy a comb.

 

[hopper68]

Billy Bob found he could sell his lightsabers for a bigger profit if he carried one at the adult novelty store rather than ComicCon.

 

[Brad69]

"This was the formal weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. More skill than simple sight was required for its use. An elegant weapon. It was a symbol as well. Anyone can use a blaster or a fusioncutter, but to use a lightsaber well was a mark of someone a cut above the ordinary."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi

Seems like heavy responsibility for this dude?
Kinda like carrying a 1911!

 

[Old Dog]

The Force is with him.

 

[DRob]

The farce maybe, the Force...........not so much.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

"I used to carry that IWB, but the ladies wouldn't leave me alone."

 

[jsharmon7]

Who is making a lightsaber holster? Is that a purple pet rock? There is a LOT to unpack here.

 

[EPeter213]

This just in! Knight of the Old Republic forced to take retail side job after cutbacks!

 

[Clay Pigeon]

Gen 2 Hitachi Magic Wand...

 

[KellyinAvon]

Who is making a lightsaber holster? Is that a purple pet rock? There is a LOT to unpack here.

I'm going with dried sponge. Pet rocks weren't that big.

 

[Bigtanker]

I'm going with dried sponge. Pet rocks weren't that big.

I walked past it twice. Never even noticed it.

 

[Bigtanker]

"After recently finding out the switch blades/auto knives are legal, Stu was finally ready to defend the roller grill."

 

[OakRiver]

Pssh. He could easily be disarmed by a 5 year old sandperson

 

[walleyepw]

With a wave of the hand, "There is no change with your purchase. This is not the missing beer you are looking for."