Bring back Poppable Bubble Wrap!!

[SkullDaddy.45]

Just heard that the makers of Bubble Wrap are now making them so they will not pop anymore! That's right, you can no longer squeeze them and relieve your anxiety by making that wonderful popping noise. I think that's Bull****! What's next, un-tazerable mbills nads? Un-flushable tube socks? For God sake, STOP THE MADNESS!!

 

[littletommy]

Hippies, plain and simple. Yep, hippies.

 

[red_zr24x4]

I heard a interview with him on the radio yesterday, they are still making the original bubble wrap,
so don't worry.
They just introduced a new version in different sized sheets that can be inflated by the end user. It's so places like Amazon can order more bubble wrap with less space/shipping cost of said bubble wrap.

 

[churchmouse]

I heard a interview with him on the radio yesterday, they are still making the original bubble wrap,
so don't worry.
They just introduced a new version in different sized sheets that can be inflated by the end user. It's so places like Amazon can order more bubble wrap with less space/shipping cost of said bubble wrap.

Wow......I was getting worried.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Did I just pull a Denny? Thread spoiler

 

[littletommy]

I heard a interview with him on the radio yesterday, they are still making the original bubble wrap,
so don't worry.
They just introduced a new version in different sized sheets that can be inflated by the end user. It's so places like Amazon can order more bubble wrap with less space/shipping cost of said bubble wrap.

That's what THEY want you to think!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

They're just easing us old timers out of it. Popping bubble wrap is a microagression, don't you know, and when you do that you'll make the special little snowflakes thunk you have so much anger in you that you might then proceed to call them bad names, or speak in favor of the Constitution or somesuch.

 

[femurphy77]

Hey Daddy, if you need a fix I got this connection at work. . . . . it's good stuff too. Pure petroleum based bubble wrap, the big stuff too, not those wimpy little 1/2" bubbles but the bug inch and inch and a half stuff.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Hey Daddy, if you need a fix I got this connection at work. . . . . it's good stuff too. Pure petroleum based bubble wrap, the big stuff too, not those wimpy little 1/2" bubbles but the bug inch and inch and a half stuff.

. . Size only matters in two things, and one of them is the size of the bubble on bubble wrap! You have now moved up my list of people I can tolerate! . . . You can now celebrate!

 

[mbills2223]

Also bring back mbills

 

[HHollow]

Mexican bubble wrap is not only popable but the bubbles are filled with ozone-layer fluorocarbons. mmm-good.

 

[halfmileharry]

I heard a interview with him on the radio yesterday, they are still making the original bubble wrap,
so don't worry.
They just introduced a new version in different sized sheets that can be inflated by the end user. It's so places like Amazon can order more bubble wrap with less space/shipping cost of said bubble wrap.

Have you seen the size of a 1/2" x 24" x 500' roll of bubble wrap? Huge!!!!!!

 

[femurphy77]

Mexican bubble wrap is not only popable but the bubbles are filled with ozone-layer fluorocarbons. mmm-good.

NO! No Mexican bubble wrap that **** is too hardcore! It'll **** you up! Stick with the domestic stuff!!

 

[wabash]

 

[RobbyMaQ]

[video=youtube;fqhQapp3TUs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqhQapp3TUs[/video]

 

[chocktaw2]

[video=youtube;fqhQapp3TUs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqhQapp3TUs[/video]

 

[mom45]

Is this why there was so much bubble wrap on sale at Walmart the other day?

 

[Mgderf]

Stewie Griffin calls it "Buble' Wrap" and says he wants to hear Micheal Buble' tunes come out when the bubbles are popped.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I heard a interview with him on the radio yesterday, they are still making the original bubble wrap,
so don't worry.
They just introduced a new version in different sized sheets that can be inflated by the end user. It's so places like Amazon can order more bubble wrap with less space/shipping cost of said bubble wrap.

That stuff has got to be expensive. What's it cost to put little fill valves on each bubble?? And talk about labor intensive! I'm thinking this would be one of those "jobs Americans don't want to do".