Bad Bacon

[BloodEclipse]

Ok I know this is going to be highly subjective, but my question is, are there places where you simply won't eat the bacon?

That place for me is IHop. Most Sunday mornings while everyone else is at church, I'm probably at IHop with my wife.

I have tried their bacon a couple of times thinking maybe it was just a fluke that the bacon was bad.

Now I just get the ham. Is it just me?

 

[Dogman]

Is it just me?

Yes it is, I believe there is a little know federal law enacted in the 1500s on behalf of the hog farmers that the two words "bad" and "bacon", cannot be used in the same sentence under penalty of flogging with undercooked bacon.

 

[karlsgunbunker]

Isn't "Bad Bacon" an Oxymoron?

 

[ATM]

I have never had bad bacon. I have had bacon that was inferior to better bacon. This is quite common due to many variables. If I were ever served bacon that was subjectively inferior to ham I would leave, never to return.

 

[printcraft]

ihop sausage

Bacon there was ok but... steer clear of the sausage.
I had a piece with bit of bone in my "pigs in a blanket".
Thought it was a fluke until I hit my second "pig" with more bone.
Must have been a grizzly batch.
I put my fork down before I chipped a tooth.

 

[4sarge]

Heresy, rubbish, there isn't such a thing as Bad Bacon

 

[Scutter01]

Agreed. There is no bad bacon, merely misunderstood bacon.

 

[dburkhead]

Bacon is like sex. When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

[Scutter01]

Bacon is like sex. When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Unlike sex, however, you don't wanna be making it when you're naked.

 

[dburkhead]

Unlike sex, however, you don't wanna be making it when you're naked.

This is true. You have reached and passed the limits of applicability of the analogy.

 

[10ring]

There is no bad bacon, just improperly prepared bacon.

 

[Caleb]

There is no bad bacon, just improperly prepared bacon.

This one time, at band camp.....

 

[BloodEclipse]

Bacon is like sex. When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Bacon is not like sex.


I can have bacon whenever "I" want.

 

[Bigum1969]

Bacon is not like sex.


I can have bacon whenever "I" want.

And, no pillow talk or anniversary presents necessary either.

 

[10ring]

 

[Benny]

Bacon is like sex. When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Haha, thats a good one.

You should sig line that priceless quote.

 

[dburkhead]

Haha, thats a good one.

You should sig line that priceless quote.

Okay.