Your gun is digging in to my hip.....
Your gun is digging in to my hip.....
Grappling is serious business:Off topic, but it reminded me of a funny story. Two of my friends practice MMA. They were sparring and noticed this new girl had walked in and was watching them. They decided to have some fun.
"Your cup is digging into my leg and it hurts! "
"I'm not wearing a cup! "
The poor girl practically ran out the door.
Buddy and myself were passing each other in a hallway and our pistols hit. We just laughed and said "gun five".
EEWWW, that's like "crossing swords".
CC is always awkward when skinny dipping, I will not become a sheep, but at the same time I love feeling the water against my bare naked ....ummmm......hip.
Had a 5-year-old (why is it always 5-year olds?) run head first into it once, trying to give me a flying hug. WHAM! OUCH!
At a family gathering a few years ago, I was introduced to one of my nieces boyfriends. I pulled him aside and used Bill Engvals line "You hurt her, I've have no problem going BACK to prison." He kind of just looked at me and said he wouldn't hurt her. A few weeks later, I was at another family outing with said boyfriend. Upon removing my coat, his eyes bulged out and he went upstairs. He had got a look at the 1911 in a paddle holster on my hip. My niece got a text a few minutes later saying it was off because he was afraid of "your big bald biker uncle." (I'm not a biker, just shaved head and a goatee.) My niece thanked me and said she was going to break up with him anyway.