Attn Racist Gun owners!

[maxmayhem]

HuffPost Live

"Are you a white gun owner? You're more likely to be a racist than if you weren't packing heat."

 

[pudly]

Like Michael Bloomberg?

 

[maxmayhem]

The theme is that real Americans who believe in the Constitution (not just the second ammendment) are painted as the outsiders by the media and this federal administration.

 

[rhino]

I'm a little offended. We beige gun owners can be every bit as racist as fully white gun owners.

I can also show unequivocally that all living white people consume oxygen. It's a known fact that all racists also breathe oxygen, so all white people must be racist.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

I'm probably a racist. I'm white, a gun owner and a hillbilly. There are also rumors that I listen to Waylon Jennings.

 

[rhino]

I'm probably a racist. I'm white, a gun owner and a hillbilly. There are also rumors that I listen to Waylon Jennings.

I've met you and you, sir, are a racist. Welcome to the club!

 

[TTravis]

Break in my home and you'll find out if I am a racist real quick!

 

[BoxingRef]

I think this here racist ( me ) has saved more than a thousand ( give or take a hundred, I dunno? )
fine young men in the ring from brain damage; and or, death - starting way back in 1987.
And all the Boxing Referee's I've worked with were as fair as they can be...

I can't say much for the judging though... Sometimes I wonder if they watched the same fight
that I was working?

 

[VERT]

Symbolic racisim? Never knew that about myself.

I thought all white people were racist. Apparently just the gun owning republicans. No wonder we don't pass legislation to curb gun violence.

 

[jerrob]

I guess I'm OK, I don't own any white guns. Not really interested in being a racist anyway, sounds exhausting. Never heard anyone call a racist lazy, they get up early and all hate all day. Those marches and rallies have to take up a ton of their time, and I wont even go into the tastelessness of wearing white after labor day, very tacky. If I were going to..............oh wait.........WHITE OWNERS of guns..............never mind.

 

[jamil]

It must be some kind of genetic thing. Gun ownership doesn't seem to affect other races. I think we need a scientifical type study to determine why. Maybe they can invent a vaccine for it.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Nothing more recent to be a victim of? This article, and video, came out in 2013. It didn't have legs then, so why are we repeating this nonsense now?

 

[EdC]

Even the commentator at the end said that he's "a little suspicious of the findings and how we're unpacking the correlation."

 

[jamil]

Nothing more recent to be a victim of? This article, and video, came out in 2013. It didn't have legs then, so why are we repeating this nonsense now?

Lighten up. It's just something to laugh at.

 

[nakinate]

Hell, I was told I was racist for simply being white all the time when I was in college. If I'm already considered to be racist for no reason I may as well have a gun.

 

[Bfish]

a 1% increase leads to %50 chances of owning a firearm... Am I not thinking correctly or does it seem like they are reaching? And the way she explains the questions sounds off too.... I feel like some of those questions could be answered by black gun owners and it could come out that they are "suggestively racist." Stuff is crazy. At least the guy at the end states he's suspicious of the findings. And I don't like HuffPost anyhow...

But then again they lost at the title "What gun owners and racists have in common" I am a little pissed about that.

 

[Que]

I couldn't get past the first 10 seconds. Any hypothesis can be proven through qualitative research conducted by a biased or prejudiced researcher. I WISH most of the people who use the word "racist" would simply find another word.

I've conducted some extensive research on non-gun owners and my findings are revealing! My research has shown:

- People who do not own guns likely have dream about killing people.
- People who do not own guns are more likely to have unsuccessful children.
- People who do not own guns are more likely to have a fear of clowns.
- People who do not own guns die sooner than those who do.
- People who do not own guns are more likely to abuse their pets.
- Men who do not own guns are more likely to experience erectile disfunction.
- Women who do not own guns display a tendency to become very agitated every 30 days.
- Politicians who own guns, but tell others they should not, are very likely to create laws that are diametrically opposed to the Constitution.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

It's a known fact that all racists also breathe oxygen, so all white people must be racist.

Lucky for me I only inhale 21% oxygen, and exhale about 16% oxygen. My exposure to this racist oxygen is therefore minimized.

I'd like to see if certain calibers are more racist than others. I'm assuming .45 is the most racist because "Gran Torino" and 9mm is the least racist because racists don't have girly wrists.

 

[rvb]

most of my guns are black .....

 

[searpinski]

I'm a little offended. We beige gun owners can be every bit as racist as fully white gun owners.

I can also show unequivocally that all living white people consume oxygen. It's a known fact that all racists also breathe oxygen, so all white people must be racist.

Well said sir.