Attention whore story #6: Changing profession.

[Frank_N_Stein]

Apparently I am not smart enough to be a police officer because my 3rd grade education does not allow me to understand 4th grade math. I have been researching professions that don't require much education and came up with what I think we be a perfect fit for me: over-the-road truck driver. All I have to do is drive, right? I'm a very good driver so I would be a shoo-in. Anyone know the name of that truck driving school that Goose was going to go to if he got kicked out of the Navy for doing the flyby on the tower? Truckmasters or something like that?

 

[Donnelly]

OK, what did I miss?

 

[VUPDblue]

you could also be the mop boy/custodian at the adult movie theater.

 

[rockhopper46038]

Truckmasters

Used Car, Truck & SUV Dealer in Phoenix AZ | Used or Pre-Owned Cars, Trucks & SUV's | Mesa, Glendale & Scottsdale Area

The weather sounds nice, too.

 

[VERT]

Truck Driver? No way! I have a Masters Degree and would not be able to pass the walk around to even get to the road test as part of the CDL examination. So since you are just a cop you would not stand a chance.

Maybe you could get a job working the drive through at a fast food restaurant? Do you have any experience with radio equipment? No.....Hmmmmmmm

I know firefighter!!!!!! I hear that people who can't get be cops become firefighters.

Honestly Frank you can have my job. I would be happy to trade with you. Only problem is that my house is depreciating in value right now so I can't sell it to move. But if you are willing we can trade homes, salary and yes I even get an employer provided take home vehicle. PM me and I can share the details.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Training highlights from ACME Driving Academy
featuring star pupil, Frank:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMCTgGjTRA

 

[giovani]

Couldn't you just get your boss to bust you down to animal control?

 

[buckstopshere]

Apparently I am not smart enough to be a police officer because my 3rd grade education does not allow me to understand 4th grade math. I have been researching professions that don't require much education and came up with what I think we be a perfect fit for me: over-the-road truck driver. All I have to do is drive, right? I'm a very good driver so I would be a shoo-in. Anyone know the name of that truck driving school that Goose was going to go to if he got kicked out of the Navy for doing the flyby on the tower? Truckmasters or something like that?

Seriously, curb stomping doesn't require any more education than third grade and from what I hear, your curb stomp shuffle is legendary. Why would you even consider depriving the world of such talent??? Stop being so selfish!

 

[Rookie]

As your trainer and financial adviser, I urge you to reconsider. Look at it from a practical aspect, if you give up that badge, you'll have to start paying the lot lizards. I don't think you can afford it, sorry. Keep your chin up and your boots polished, I'll help you through it.

 

[Stschil]

Move to Chicago. All you need to know is how to palm a fifty without anyone knowng you're collecting protection money. And******You can still be a legitimate JBT.

 

[tv1217]

I made it four months as an otr driver before I told my worthless dispatcher to suck on something because his dumb****ery was costing me money. Now my credit is jacked up. Yay!

 

[starbreather]

Horror not whore!
Anyway, you don't need to be employed. Just look at all the fine upstanding people that follow that course.

 

[public servant]

you'll have to start paying the lot lizards.

You can get him the family discount though, right?

 

[Rookie]

No family discount, but I can probably share my frequent flyer miles.

 

[public servant]

No family discount, but I can probably share my frequent flyer miles.

Besides... You don't have to frequent lot lizards to be a trucker.

We once cleaned up several hundred gallons of chemicals from the interstate because the trucker wasn't able to masturbate and negotiate the ramp curve at the same time.

Pretty humorous pulling this guy out of his truck with his penis hanging out and all his girlie magazines strewn all over the cab. He was unscathed...besides his pride.

 

[Dave Doehrman]

Wait, don't waste your shills and experience as an LEO. Apply for a job as a doughnut taster at Dunkin Donuts and after a few years you can move up to doughnut chef.

We NEED bacon doughnuts.............

 

[NYFelon]

Besides... You don't have to frequent lot lizards to be a trucker.

We once cleaned up several hundred gallons of chemicals from the interstate because the trucker wasn't able to masturbate and negotiate the ramp curve at the same time.

Pretty humorous pulling this guy out of his truck with his penis hanging out and all his girlie magazines strewn all over the cab. He was unscathed...besides his pride.

Oh, the unmitigated glamor of policework.

 

[Stschil]

Besides... You don't have to frequent lot lizards to be a trucker.

We once cleaned up several hundred gallons of chemicals from the interstate because the trucker wasn't able to masturbate and negotiate the ramp curve at the same time.

Pretty humorous pulling this guy out of his truck with his penis hanging out and all his girlie magazines strewn all over the cab. He was unscathed...besides his pride.

Several hundred gallons??? That guy doesn't need to be driving, he should be a pornstar.

 

[NYFelon]

Several hundred gallons??? That guy doesn't need to be driving, he should be a pornstar.

LMAO! My first thought...but didn't want to go there.

You sir, are a braver man than I.

 

[Clay]

you could also be the mop boy/custodian at the adult movie theater.

The correct term is "Jiz Mopper"