Good grief. And I thought *I* was a bad combo of cheap and low self esteem. Sheesh.This came up on my local Nextdoor, speaks for itself.
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Prison tats?There used to be a girl at work that had what I can only describe as a child's stick figure drawings on her arms. It made me wonder if she did them herself or actually let her kids give her tattoos.
No, she didn't strike me as the prison type (and since it's a federal employer, I don't think she would have passed her security check if she had been in prison). She was an odd one. She was built "unusually". I used to think she had been built from two different girls. One that was somewhat thin to "average" from the waist up, but also one that was rather "large" from the waist down. Let's just say, I think Sir Mixalot would have approved.Prison tats?
I worked with a woman like that. Couldn't help but stare, trying to figure out what was wrong. Totally out of proportion.No, she didn't strike me as the prison type (and since it's a federal employer, I don't think she would have passed her security check if she had been in prison). She was an odd one. She was built "unusually". I used to think she had been built from two different girls. One that was somewhat thin to "average" from the waist up, but also one that was rather "large" from the waist down. Let's just say, I think Sir Mixalot would have approved.
Right? I couldn't help but think that somewhere there was another girl with a really big top and a skinny little bottom.I worked with a woman like that. Couldn't help but stare, trying to figure out what was wrong. Totally out of proportion.
I married her! Things equalized later in life though.Right? I couldn't help but think that somewhere there was another girl with a really big top and a skinny little bottom.
Measured her ass in axe handles, huh? I've known a few girls like that.I worked with a woman like that. Couldn't help but stare, trying to figure out what was wrong. Totally out of proportion.
No, she didn't strike me as the prison type (and since it's a federal employer, I don't think she would have passed her security check if she had been in prison). She was an odd one. She was built "unusually". I used to think she had been built from two different girls. One that was somewhat thin to "average" from the waist up, but also one that was rather "large" from the waist down. Let's just say, I think Sir Mixalot would have approved.
You wouldn’t still have her number, by any chance?No, she didn't strike me as the prison type (and since it's a federal employer, I don't think she would have passed her security check if she had been in prison). She was an odd one. She was built "unusually". I used to think she had been built from two different girls. One that was somewhat thin to "average" from the waist up, but also one that was rather "large" from the waist down. Let's just say, I think Sir Mixalot would have approved.
Damn I never even thought about that.