Ammo is so expensive! “How expensive is it?”

[johny5]

I had to sell my left nut to buy some more personal defense ammo.

So long as you didn't sell your right one, you now have a left one too...

 

[Gaffer]

Ammo is so expensive I spent all day rooting through all the bays at my range for unfired ammo that had been dropped. Very, very productive day! I found 6-22LR, 5-5.56, 3-9mm, 4-7.62x39 and 2-380's. I also found 11 45 ACP's but of course just threw that crap back.

 

[tetter]

Ammo is so expensive I purchased Job Loss Insurance for my ammo, in case it gets fired. Soon, it will get fired and I will file a claim

 

[Mongo59]

I just throw the .22's at the chipmunks so I can re-use them...

 

[johntheplinker]

I just throw the .22's at the chipmunks so I can re-use them...

Good thinking!

 

[Phase2]

NSSF: Gun buys up 95%, ammo 139%, sales to blacks jump 58%

13% of retailers didn't see an increase in firearm sales from last year. 8% didn't see an increase in ammo sales. The only reason I can think of is strict Wuhan coronavirus policies that restrict retail access.

 

[Airtevron1]

ammo is so expensive my edc now is a cap and ball revolver...Josey Wales style.

 

[MinutemanPatriot]

Ammo is so expensive I had to put my body up on craigslist in exchange for a case.

 

[MinutemanPatriot]

Ammo is so expensive I had to sell one of my kidneys...

 

[MinutemanPatriot]

 

[Daggy]

Ammo is so expensive that when I say I’ll kick your butt, I mean it literally.

 

[sempifi99]

Ammo is so expensive it's now being disputed as community property in divorces.

Ammo is so expensive it is generating enough sales tax revenue to bail out many states with budget problems due to the pandemic.

Ammo s so expensive that buyers are counting the 5,000 round bulk ammo purchases at the register before paying.

UPS and FedEx drivers don't think ammo is expensive enough. That d*mn stuff is heavy!

No kidding about the UPS drivers, he gave me such a hard time when I had truck steps delivered one week and a box of ammo the next

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Ammo is so expensive that I almost threw a brick at the ground hog instead of a single .357 Mag shot...

 

[Pepi]

Ammo is so expensive you better not target practice and keep it for the big one

 

[SmileDocHill]

...so expensive that good guys are replaying Seinfeld episodes in their heads to figure out if a bad guy is "round worthy" before firing.

(Reference to the "sponge worthy" episode.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfDyOyrY-zM

 

[Katana1]

We thought you finally made good on your threat to run away and join the circus.

I worked for the circus that fired him as the human cannonball. We told him we were looking for a man of higher caliber.

 

[marvin02]

Ammo is so expensive I had to put my body up on craigslist in exchange for a case.

So you paid a case of ammo for someone to take your body?

 

[MichaelZWilliamson]

Ammo is so expensive I switched to my Astra 400 because 9mm Largo is cheaper.

 

[johntheplinker]

I worked for the circus that fired him as the human cannonball. We told him we were looking for a man of higher caliber.

 

[Hookeye]

Ammo is so expensive that I almost threw a brick at the ground hog instead of a single .357 Mag shot...

Bricks do work. Just sayin