OK, so I know what a "mall ninja" is in forum speak, but tonight I found someone else asking what it meant and they were pointed to the site below. I had no earthly idea..... Swear to god I was crying I was laughing so hard, man that was funny. The original thread was on GT and I guess there were more later on, but god I'm sad I missed those. I thought I would post in case others were unaware as I was.
Mall Ninjas Abound
Mall Ninjas Abound