MURDER AT WAL-MART...
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in...
Finally, the Stimulus Program explained in layman's language.
It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich...
A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.
The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small...
Lessons from 1934
PLAN OF ACTION FOR U.S.
SPEND! SPEND! SPEND!
UNDER THE GUISE OF RECOVERY
BUST THE GOVERNMENT
BLAME THE CAPITALISTS FOR THE FAILURE
JUNK THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARE A DICTATORSHIP
And that's what the power-drunk "young pinkies from Harvard and Columbia" are...
They have been at the forefront of "Assault Weapon" assaults and violence. Their controlled testing has been less eventful than expected:
Assault Weapon Watch
I think they must have a defective AR15 there!
Sex Tips for Zombies!!
1. No Cure for Crotch Rot
This is the number-one enemy of zombies trying to hook up. Ongoing bodily decay means that your junk will probably fall off at some point. So don't encourage it by yanking too hard when you jerk off. If you notice you've dropped something...
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five
miles to school every morning...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop fromTexas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas...
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said...
An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy without hesitation!
He then looks...
Someone in Germany is driving an automobile built for UK roads and has installed a Muppet in the passenger seat. The speed cameras in Germany are made to take photos of drivers who sit in the left side of the vehicle, so drivers of UK-style cars driver can't be easily identified.
A German...
I see dead people
By Michelle Malkin • October 8, 2008 01:03 AM
I need a chuckle. Don’t you?
Will at American Elephants sent me a perfect photoshop for all of the latest voter fraud stories involving ACORN and dead voters. The Dems have the zombie vote (and the “Lazy Crackhead” vote) all...
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 REPEATEDLY.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities...
Economic Models Explained Using Goats
SOCIALISM
You have 2 goats.
You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 goats.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 goats.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 goats.
The State...
Here's a British tongue-in-cheek editorial published in the London Times, 25 July 2008. Isn't it strange that none of our (US) press chose to toss barbs at the self anointed one from Illinois. Enjoy, but don't believe this egomaniac is the second coming for one second.
Gerard Baker
The Times...