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[actaeon277]

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Bigtanker]

I was once kidnapped by a bunch of mimes.




They did unspeakable things to me.

 

[MRockwell]

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I was once kidnapped by a bunch of mimes.




They did unspeakable things to me.

The DadJokes are strong with this one.

 

[Bigtanker]

The DadJokes are strong with this one.

 

[Bigtanker]

I kept wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

Then it hit me.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the accused.
“The bad news is your blood is all over the crime scene, and your DNA proves you’re guilty.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”

 

[Bugzilla]

True story.
Took our camper in for some warranty work last week. When I was leaving, Wife asked if I was going to wait on it.

 

[Bigtanker]

True story.
Took our camper in for some warranty work last week. When I was leaving, Wife asked if I was going to wait on it.

Some folks just don't get it. A coworkers wife saw one of our trucks and asked if it was him. He asked what the trailer number was. She said 1203....

I guess you can't blame her for not knowing.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Some folks just don't get it. A coworkers wife saw one of our trucks and asked if it was him. He asked what the trailer number was. She said 1203....

I guess you can't blame her for not knowing.

So who is the driver of truck 1203?

 

[Bigtanker]

So who is the driver of truck 1203?

I don't recall his name but I know he always had gas!!

 

[radar8756]

Some folks just don't get it. A coworkers wife saw one of our trucks and asked if it was him. He asked what the trailer number was. She said 1203....

I guess you can't blame her for not knowing.

 

[Bugzilla]

Some folks just don't get it. A coworkers wife saw one of our trucks and asked if it was him. He asked what the trailer number was. She said 1203....

I guess you can't blame her for not knowing.

That’s a blast!

 

[Bigtanker]

That’s a blast!

Yep. It can be.

When people ask if I'm afraid of driving a gas truck I say "Nope. Cause if it goes bad, it'll blow up so fast I won't know what hit me."

I get the strangest looks.

 

[JCSR]

Bigtanker should be proud of me.

 

[JCSR]

 

[Bigtanker]

Bigtanker should be proud of me.

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[Bigtanker]

 

[Hardscrable]

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Uhhh, because none of them use candles any more in normal life ?

What do I win ?