Hummingbird trapped in garage - NEED ADVICE!!!

hoosierdoc · May 14, 2012

I just went out to my garage per my usual pre-dinner routine. I looked up, and SWISH, a hummingbird went RIGHT BY MY HEAD! I jumped back, got the kids back inside, and ran straight to INGO. It's still in there I think, what should I do?

Caleb · May 14, 2012

Open the door...duh

s&wluvr · May 14, 2012

OPEN the overhead garage door. It will find its way out & home.

Bradsknives · May 14, 2012

12ga. with #8 or #9 shot.....I can't remember the exact shot size, it's been awhile since I went hummingbird hunting.

Benny · May 14, 2012

Either burn the garage down or open the door.

hoosierdoc · May 14, 2012

Of course I opened the door. I just went out there and I guess it's gone. I looked around. Perhaps I over-reacted by posting on INGO about it.

I haven't seen them on my property before. Maybe because I was looking outside? :dunno:

PeaShooter · May 14, 2012

This thread was eerily similar to a recent thread about a bat in a house.....

Kirk Freeman · May 14, 2012

Put kids in red sweatshirts, open door, have kids run around in driveway.

hoosierdoc · May 14, 2012

It's still there! I went out again and saw it flying around. My kids are freaking out. Can I just grab it? Dang thing is fast

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pejArbJHKyw&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]

Mr Evilwrench · May 14, 2012

Gotta protect the kids from those hummingbirds, they can be viscious. There would sure be a mess to clean up. Your wife, too; you wouldn't want her violated by one of those promiscuous flying rape machines. It would be terrible. She'd be waking up in a cold sweat for months or even years afterward, and you would never know... does she secretly harbor a... desire? Take your man card to one of those shredder places. Tomorrow.

Bounty Hunter · May 14, 2012

CLose the door, and go here kitty. :dunno:

They are everywhere at our house. They buzz the backdoor all the time. Probably leave the door open, it should go out. If you have a feeder, put it outside the door close, and it should smell it, and fly right out.

hoosierdoc · May 14, 2012

Such words from Carmel. My man card is in a safe deposit box and can be retrieved whenever necessary.

Can a hummingbird bite through isotoners or do I need to hit the hardware store for work gloves?

Kirk Freeman · May 14, 2012

OK, don't use the kids. Have your wife dress in a red sweatshirt and run around in the driveway.

Bounty Hunter · May 14, 2012

Mr Evilwrench said:
Take your man card to one of those shredder places. Tomorrow.

Kirk Freeman · May 14, 2012

Can a hummingbird bite through isotoners or do I need to hit the hardware store for work gloves?

It is a well-known fact that hummingbirds are known as Nectar Sharks in the Midwest.

A hummingbird's bite is eight times that of a Great White.

hoosierdoc · May 14, 2012

I can't believe you guys are mocking me. This bird could have fleas, rabies, bird flu, etc....

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDeT9J1IkLs&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]

Bounty Hunter · May 14, 2012

hoosierdoc said:
Of course I opened the door. I just went out there and I guess it's gone. I looked around. Perhaps I over-reacted by posting on INGO about it.

Does it look like this? Very Dangerous :faint:

Kirk Freeman · May 14, 2012

You DO need help! I'll call rhino and he'll be right over with a red sweatshirt and do an interpretative dance in your driveway.

I hope your wife has plenty for dinner.

hoosierdoc · May 14, 2012

Kirk Freeman said:
You DO need help.
I hope your wife has plenty for dinner.

She's sick. Just made her a bowl of soup and back to bed. these gloves are no good for this. Sure, I feel and look great but I worry the nose will skewer my digits. I need something i could use to extend out and grab it from afar.

I'll keep the isotoners on so I don't callous up holding the pole. Be back in five.

Bounty Hunter · May 14, 2012

Giant hummingbird crop circle appears in Wiltshire barley field - Telegraph

IT BEGINS!!!! LOL

Sorry...bored, had hernia surgury, nothing else to do.

Hummingbird trapped in garage - NEED ADVICE!!!

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