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Sonuva.....
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Someone didn't get the memo that 2011 left the building
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Mr88GT is NOT driving my vehicles anymore
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350 FOR THE WIN!!!
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Caddies. Not safe for old people like we thought.
Mr88GT was driving to work this morning when some guy in a Caddy pulled out in front of him. Newton being the kind of guy he is (was?), the truck plowed the Caddy across the two lanes of oncoming traffic, through the shoulder, and up over the railroad tracks that run about 20' from the shoulder's edge. The truck stopped with the front wheels between the two rails of the tracks. While most of the parts will have to be replaced, the driver of the Caddy had to be cut from his vehicle. It doesn't look as bad as it did because Mr88GT had them cut the bumper off due to its rubbing on the tire (and they weren't able to bend it away). The crappy thing is that all the parts have to be replaced even though the damage is mostly superficial and insignificant. There's no buffing those out. Hood will have to be swapped too, I think. The only thing that may survive with a pound-out is the passenger fender.
Steering wheel is turned 90* to center and it drives "funny" due to alignment issues (ya think?). But that's what happens when you careen into idiots at cruising speed on a major thoroughfare. Wish I had pics of the Caddy though. And can you imagine how a smaller car would have fared? We don't call 'em road pucks for nuthin'.
Diamond Collision, you're on notice. Thankfully, the other guy was insured. Which for Mars Hill is kinda surprising.
Sonuva.....
or
Someone didn't get the memo that 2011 left the building
or
Mr88GT is NOT driving my vehicles anymore
or
350 FOR THE WIN!!!
or
Caddies. Not safe for old people like we thought.
Mr88GT was driving to work this morning when some guy in a Caddy pulled out in front of him. Newton being the kind of guy he is (was?), the truck plowed the Caddy across the two lanes of oncoming traffic, through the shoulder, and up over the railroad tracks that run about 20' from the shoulder's edge. The truck stopped with the front wheels between the two rails of the tracks. While most of the parts will have to be replaced, the driver of the Caddy had to be cut from his vehicle. It doesn't look as bad as it did because Mr88GT had them cut the bumper off due to its rubbing on the tire (and they weren't able to bend it away). The crappy thing is that all the parts have to be replaced even though the damage is mostly superficial and insignificant. There's no buffing those out. Hood will have to be swapped too, I think. The only thing that may survive with a pound-out is the passenger fender.
Steering wheel is turned 90* to center and it drives "funny" due to alignment issues (ya think?). But that's what happens when you careen into idiots at cruising speed on a major thoroughfare. Wish I had pics of the Caddy though. And can you imagine how a smaller car would have fared? We don't call 'em road pucks for nuthin'.
Diamond Collision, you're on notice. Thankfully, the other guy was insured. Which for Mars Hill is kinda surprising.