Your favourite quotes?

[HamsterStyle]

If you run into an a-hole in the morning, you ran into an a-hole. If you run into a-holes all day, chances are, you're the a-hole. -Raylin Givens

 

[eldirector]

Found some new (to me) ones:

I never run voluntarily. So, if you see me running you should start running too. Because something is coming.

Some people follow their dreams. Others hunt them down and beat them mercilessly into submission. - Neil Kendall

Try not to become a man of success, but rather become of man of value. - Einstein

 

[jbombelli]

"That which doesn't kill me ... better start running."

I don't remember where I saw that as it was a long time ago, but it's stuck with me.

 

[findingZzero]

I used to think, up until my 40's, that 'a stitch in time saves nine' had something to do with a rip in the fabric of the Cosmos and would therefore ask "nine what?" I need to find profundity in the mundane instead of in the profound. That may be the secret of life...

Or, 'sometimes I sound like a sanctimonious p***k. Being aware of this makes me 'mindful. Doing something about it would make me Buddah. Now, what was the question again?'

 

[actaeon277]

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."- John Wayne

 

[actaeon277]

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

Gawd ! is as hard as woodpecker lips ! He loves it when you pray in the front lean and rest (push up) position . NOW BEAT YOUR FACE !

 

[actaeon277]

 

[bulletsmith]

The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Mahatma Gandhi

 

[actaeon277]

https://www.facebook.com/RangerUpFanPage/videos/10153261382884150/

 

[actaeon277]

When the Washington Sentinels left the stadium that date, there was no tickertape parade, no endorsement deals for sneakers or soda pop, or breakfast cereal. Just a locker to be cleaned out, and a ride home to catch. But what they didn't know, was that their lives had been changed forever because they had been part of something great. And greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man. Every athlete dreams of a second chance, these men lived it.

Jimmy McGinty
The replacements

 

[actaeon277]

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
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― C. S. Lewis

 

[actaeon277]

Thought I'd reboot an old thread.

If you don't like it... well... too bad

 

[wingrider1800]

You boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie? Jose Whales

 

[tmschuller]

Some people work their entire lives to reach a certain level of stupidity and or incompetence…while others are born with it!
My dad always said this.

 

[Doug]

"Too many people have been educated beyond their intelligence." Ernest Roller

 

[actaeon277]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Here are several of my favorites from TV shows and movies...

Damnit Bobby.

It's a trap!

Are you stupid or somethin'

Lighten up Francis.

The reason that bad things happen to you, is that you're a dumbass.

But did you die?

Danger Will Robinson!

I hope you die of ass cancer.

I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I know nothing!

Get off my lawn!

When everybody is special... nobody is.

Bite my shiny metal ass!

So let it be written... so let it be done.

This is the way.

And from my favorite show with SO many incredible and memorable lines...

Some people juggle geese...

I'll be in my bunk.

I aim to misbehave.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Let's be bad guys.

She is starting to damage my calm.

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back.

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.

I can kill you with my brain.

Ten percent of nothing is, let me do the math here, nothing into nothing, carry the nothin'...

 

[Methane Herder]

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
P.J. O'Rourke

MH

 

[Methane Herder]

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs

Again Mr. O'Rourke

MH