Why are cats evil?

[tv1217]

This is why

 

[HandK]

Thats funny right there I don't care who ya are!!!

 

[db1959]

Im a cat liker and I have to tell you....

 

[perry]

The cat that I get to live with hates those tubes. I throw one on the ground and she goes running from the room.

 

[Nacho Man]

Meow meow meow meow meow..... Meow meow

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

That cat's going to go crap in your shoes for tormenting it so

 

[hoosierdoc]

Better look out, it's putting on body armor!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

That is only armor to the mind of the Media and INGO.

What pistol round could penetrate such armor?

 

[85t5mcss]

Why is grass green or the sky blue is much easier to answer.

My cat won't allow me to give a valid answer. She'll attack me in my sleep if I give away confidential info.

 

[ViperJock]

I disagree. Cats are evil because long ago they made a deal with Satan. My kids cat (notice I didn't say "my" cat or "our" cat should thank her maker every day I don't feed her to the coyotes. Yesterday it sat on the couch, looked at me, dug her claws in, and ran for the door. If I had had a coyote handy....

 

[t_star]

This is what we do to one of ours.

 

[hoosierdoc]

What pistol round could penetrate such armor?

Anything other than the always non-lethal .22lr

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

If you want a good laugh, take a piece of masking tape and loop it sticky side out forming a little sticky cylinder. Stick this to your cat's face and sit back to Watch the show! Most times it lasts several minutes.

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

I smell a set up!

 

[DragonGunner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=7cBmH_7mXy4

 

[JetGirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=7cBmH_7mXy4

That vid does two things;
1. Makes me feel not too bad about doing that to MiniJet's cat.
2. Makes me feel like my house is exceptionally clean.

 

[EvilBlackGun]

Nearly the same reasoning:

Cats are evil because harley-riders are jerks. Or ...ricer-drivers. Or ...overweight cops. Or ".. I never met anyone's redheaded ex-wife I didn't hit on. It's taste or lack of it, like local politics. A dog will get up and walk away, where a cat will stay and entertain you until you become boring. Pus sies are like that. Hello Kittie!

 

[GustavHalbach]

Cat person here. Grew up with dogs...like them too but, I love my kitties. If you treat them with respect, and as an individual, you will get along just fine. We have 3 in the house are all are lap cats. Have one that follows me everywhere...just because she wants to be near me. Sleeps with me too.

-G

 

[Mrs Evilwrench]

Mr E has three cats, two of which are adorable. Then there is Katy...she is an ancient black domestic with cataracts. The other night she jumped onto the bed (EEK!)...in the dim glow from the monitor her eyes were glowing eerily white... she looked like she had just crawled out of the Pet Semetary!! She then let out this creepy howl and proceded to walk across Mr E's face (ok, that part was funny!!) before she curled up on my pillow. I kept praying, "Please don't die on my head...please don't die on my head..."