What is Celibacy ?

[sartwell]

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........

 

[sandman]

Awesome Post! And what a coincidence.... My girlfriends favorite flower also!

 

[IndyGunworks]

took me a sec, but then i got it... i love those jokes that make you have to work to realize the punch line....

repped

 

[HandK]

Q. What is Celibacy?

A. Marriage !!

 

[JetGirl]

Q. What is Celibacy?

A. Marriage !!

Ur doin' it rong.

 

[printcraft]

Ur doin' it rong.

You spelt rong rong. doh!

 

[Dryden]

Celibacy is printing out this joke and have her read it out loud while her girlfriend is there with her. Don't do this... trust me.

 

[Hoosier8]

I was sitting with my wife late one night in a restaurant after a night out with a few brews and jokingly she said she was celibate. One of the girls turned and looked at her, eyes wide, and asked, "Your selling it?"

 

[Clay]

...... and thats how the fight started

 

[edsinger]

I was thinking marriage and many beat me to it........

 

[Clay]

wedding cake = celibacy pill.

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

Celibacy is a special time in a man's life when he's too broke to pay for it, and too apathetic to work for it.

 

[Joe Williams]

Celibacy is what happens 3 or 4 days a month.

 

[SavageEagle]

The need for a Hysterectomy = celibacy for 6 months.

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Getting a Hysterectomy = celibacy for another 6 months.

All I gotta say is I'm SOOOOOOOO glad I have a good imagination.

 

[Dryden]

All I gotta say is I'm SOOOOOOOO glad I have a good imagination.

What do you need that for? Just seach this forum for the Girls With Guns thread. Heeeeey, what are friends for?

 

[SavageEagle]

lol I think they deleted that thread here. Scutter has it on his personal computer.

and if I have a good imagination, I don't need to sit in front of a computer to see those pictures.