Would I seem greedy if I wanted both more bacon and more hookers?
Would it be less greedy if I just wanted more hookers who cooked bacon for us?
well bacon isn't going to make itself and if I'm paying by the hour she needs something to do for the other 55 minutes.
well bacon isn't going to make itself and if I'm paying by the hour she needs something to do for the other 55 minutes.
It's probably a good thing our current default is for hookers to cook the bacon. If we had strippers doing it, there might be safety issues.
Of course, the situation is complicated by the potential for a given hooker to also be a stripper, or a given stripper to also be a hooker.
Just sayin' is all.
I'll be honest with you I'm willing to risk it either way