Wedding reception taser

[jblomenberg16]

wow what else can you say to that

Don't tase me bro?

 

[sepe]

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING
10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops

Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!

That seems much more Whiskey Tango than redneck to me. Rednecks and Whiskey Tangos are very closely related many times but you can find those that don't have any relation to the other.

 

[buford t justice]

Looked like the cast from sons of guns.

 

[Benny]

Yeah, typical work day for me

That sounds fantastic!

I really need to get up to Indy for a ride-along...My little brother has a HS football game at Lucas Oil on the 26th(or 27th) of this month; could we work something out around that time? I'll be there from Friday to Sunday morning/afternoon.