TSA Took My SnackPack!

[MRockwell]

THEY TOOK MY PUDDIN'!!!!
Heading back home from a week of skiing, and getting eloped on the mountain. Going through Denver airport and their wonderful security theatre. I got pulled out of line after they x-rayed my stuff, they pawed through my non-eco-friendly plastic shopping bag, pulled out my snack pack and let me know they were above the 3.5oz limit. Gotta throw them out.

Buncha bas@##$/s! Now what am I gonna do for a sweet tasty snack while my bride and I wait on our flight!?

Also found out too late that the x-ray machine ate my cheap Walmart sunglasses....hope it gets indigestion from the cheap Chinese non-eco-friendly plastic.

I guess it could be worse......I could be flying United instead of Southwest.

 

[Hop]

Those bastages!

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Congratulations on the elopement! Where did you guys ski?

 

[AngryRooster]

THEY TOOK MY PUDDIN'!!!!
Heading back home from a week of skiing, and getting eloped on the mountain. Going through DEN airport and their wonderful security theatre. I got pulled out of line after they x-rayed my stuff, they pawed through my non-eco-friendly plastic shopping bag, pulled out my snack pack and let me know they were above the 3.5oz limit. Gotta throw them out.

Buncha bas@##$/s! Now what am I gonna do for a sweet tasty snack while my bride and I wait on our flight!?

Also found out too late that the x-ray machine ate my cheap Walmart sunglasses....hope it gets indigestion from the cheap Chinese non-eco-friendly plastic.

I guess it could be worse......I could be flying United instead of Southwest.

You didn't eat your meat, did you?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

But did you get molested? I never get molested. Apparently being too eager results in not being randomly selected.

GOSH, I SURE HOPE I GET GROPED BY THAT STRAPPING YOUNG FELLOW RIGHT THERE....I MEAN, OH NO, TSA...ICKY...

 

[bacon#1]

You should have ripped the top off and shot it down in one squeeze.

 

[Hoosierkav]

Grab a spoon and gulp down a big scoop. "There, I think we are below 3.5 now".

 

[MRockwell]

Congratulations on the elopement! Where did you guys ski?

Skied Keystone and Breck, got married on peak 7 at Breck.
We figured it was fitting to get hitched on a mountain, I asked her to marry me on Harney Peak...highest point east of the Rockies.

 

[MRockwell]

You didn't eat your meat, did you?

No, had some steak left over from last night and tossed it in the garbage at the rental car place.

By the way, a dodge journey with a 4-banger will scream at 6000rpm going up the mountain on I-70.LOL

 

[Bill of Rights]

Congratulations on your wedding! May you be very happy together all the days of your life!

Blessings,
Bill

 

[Haven]

But did you get molested? I never get molested. Apparently being too eager results in not being randomly selected.

GOSH, I SURE HOPE I GET GROPED BY THAT STRAPPING YOUNG FELLOW RIGHT THERE....I MEAN, OH NO, TSA...ICKY...

This is why I carry cash when I fly, so I can tip my TSA agent.

Congrats on the Elopement OP.

 

[MRockwell]

You should have ripped the top off and shot it down in one squeeze.

Grab a spoon and gulp down a big scoop. "There, I think we are below 3.5 now".

Man, I wish I was more quick on my feet. That would have been legendary.

OH! DIA WiFi doesn't block INGO

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Cool, glad you got in some turns while there was still snow. I think they're about done.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Make sure you see the crazy murals in the airport, especially the guy with the sword. Ask any of the info folks, they will know what you are talking about.

 

[MRockwell]

Thanks Haven!

 

[MRockwell]

Congratulations on your wedding! May you be very happy together all the days of your life!

Blessings,
Bill

TThanks BoR!

 

[MRockwell]

Cool, glad you got in some turns while there was still snow. I think they're about done.

Breck softened up quick yesterday. I went to the top of peak 6 and it was like skiing slushy moguls. Yuk!

Make sure you see the crazy murals in the airport, especially the guy with the sword. Ask any of the info folks, they will know what you are talking about.

I'm sitting at gate C41, I see a horse mural and a cattail mural....I may have to wander around and see if I can find the sword guy.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Breck softened up quick yesterday. I went to the top of peak 6 and it was like skiing slushy moguls. Yuk!



I'm sitting at gate C41, I see a horse mural and a cattail mural....I may have to wander around and see if I can find the sword guy.

It's way back in the terminal. If you google "creepy murals denver international", you can read about them. You know that the big blue horse statue on the drive in killed it's sculptor too, right (you know, the extra veiny stallion with red eyes)? DIA is a neat place. I have killed some time there, lol.

 

[TB1999]

You know I like snack packs why can't you just give me a snack pack???

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

As you might imagine, Tel Aviv is a little extra cautious. They had no problem with Wifey's genuine Israeli hummus. Newark NJ? NOPE. Threw it in the trash. Stupid, stupid bastages.